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beefy biscuits

When you drop a huge shit log that smells like rotting cattle carcasses. Only counts if it is one of those smells that can peal the paint of the bathroom walls and make you pass out and die if you do not flee the room quickly enough. Fair warning to all potential bathroom entrants is a must.
I just finished dropping off a bunch of beefy biscuits in the shitter.

Man that bathroom smells like beefy biscuits. God I think I'm gonna pass out and die!
by darkknight430 October 9, 2014
mugGet the beefy biscuitsmug.

Miss the biscuit

1: to miss the mark or not execute something as planned.

2: the opposite of “getting this bread”.
1: they gave me a coconut raspberry rebel instead of my bubblegum frost... really missed the biscuit on that one.

2: yeah I’ve been working open to close for the past two weeks, but hey, can’t miss the biscuit, right?
by MissedBiscuits December 26, 2018
mugGet the Miss the biscuitmug.

sweaty biscuit

A game played when a group of men jerk off in a circle formation onto a biscuit (later referred to as the “jizzcuit”) and the last one to finish consumes the snack.
Don’t play “sweaty biscuit” if you’re on a low-sodium diet.
by Jizzcuit February 27, 2018
mugGet the sweaty biscuitmug.

Flippin' biscuits

Street slang used to indicate the selling of illegal drugs
"Where yo' man at bitch?"

"He's out of town flippin' biscuits" Redman - Soopaman Luva 3
by You're mum gey November 17, 2018
mugGet the Flippin' biscuitsmug.

Lunar Biscuit

I was just about to pull my underwear up when some one walked in and startled me so bad that I had a lunar Biscuit.
by Boyd Crowder 69 April 16, 2019
mugGet the Lunar Biscuitmug.

biscuit race

When a group of guys jerk off into a biscuit and the last one to cum has to eat it
Hey chad wanna have a biscuit race ?
by Blahhhhhhhg December 18, 2019
mugGet the biscuit racemug.

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