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Big brain

Parens: Your so smart
My brain: Big brain
by Geometrydash667 February 10, 2020
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foreskin brain

The foreskin creates electrochemical signals that are communicated to much of the body, including the brain. Information about sensitivity, arousal, compassion and the importance of physical touch. Circumcised, they are all nonexistent or at least minimal.
There exists similar information at a website search for “penis brain” by wordpress.com but, I’m afraid it neglects to mention the equally important and powerful part that a healthy foreskin play’s in sexual and mental health.
The foreskin brain is key to sexual intercourse being a fully humane experience and not just an organismic relief.
by Restored2019 May 26, 2020
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Brain dead

Person 1: Bro who’s brain dead?
Person 2: Dylan
by A cat with human ears October 12, 2020
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Pregnancy brain

When your math teacher can’t teach no more
I searched for my keys in the refrigerator, must be my pregnancy brain
by Penisluver27 May 11, 2018
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Corporate Brains

When a person’s ability to critically think has declined in such a way they are only capable of identifying primary colors and understanding information in a visible trend line.
Pro Tip:

if you didn’t hit whatever metric goals Corporate Brains 🧠 set...just use a green colored scheme for presenting the numbers and make the background a bunch of upward direction diagonal lines. They’ll think you’re great 👌🏻
by ThornyRose December 22, 2020
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Brain-is-on-fire

1. When a person"s worldly problems involving time or money, not to be confused with emotional/spiritual issues, reach a point where the brain can no longer function without intense consternation and worry.
1. "I am not making enough money, and I am going to run out soon, my brain-is-on-fire."

2. "Ernest can't be reached right now, he is having business troubles, his brain-is-on-fire."

3. "We need to have this finished by week's end, however, it will take much longer, our brains-are-on-fire."
by View Man March 8, 2012
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brain ghost

A figment of one's imagination which occurs as a result of one's brain filling in gaps in information unnecessarily.

They can be sights, sounds, tactile sensations, or even an uncomfortable feeling a presence. They are distinguished from ordinary hallucinations by the fact that all people are prone to these phenomena, and the person need not believe the brain ghost to represent reality, although some do.
A person's blind spots are an example of a brain ghost.

"I was alone in my house when I felt the presence of a ghost."
"Ghosts don't exist; it must have been a brain ghost."

"I thought I heard a baby crying, but upon realizing that I was alone, I realized it was a brain ghost."
by Maninorange January 1, 2012
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