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Boglodite

When he’s doesn’t pull bitches jus call him a Boglodite
by Notmynamequarterback March 7, 2025
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Bologna ring

A massive turd that curls around in the toilet bowl that looks like a boa constrictor.
Virgil: I ate too much chickpea noodle spaghetti and paid the price.

Cletus: How so ?

Virgil: I took a shit and it curled around in the toilet bowl. It looked like a bologna ring.
Cletus: Ew.
Virgil : It just spun round and round in there leaving skid marks but never went to it's home so I left it.

Cletus : What about the next man up ?

Virgil: While I was getting my gas station hot dog, Takis and fountain drink I heard the cashier call for cleanup near aisle 7. I think the toilet overflowed and it slithered it's way out onto the floor. I saw the junior gas station attendant heading towards the area with a mop and a snow shovel for scraping that bad boy off the floor. All in a days work I guess.
by cut the cards March 12, 2026
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“you eggy bolo”
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Yo man, load up the bolo and let's get high!
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Bologna bumps

When playing something like gartic phone or a drawing game, if you draw a wiener with an STD you say it has bologna bumps
1:wtf is that drawing
2:bologna bumps
by Agoober23 May 18, 2025
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Bologna compass

When one extends their scrotum to resemble a compass and uses his penis as the needle.
Look at my bologna compass. It always points true north.
by Nakeytime May 25, 2025
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bollock yoghurt

denny: " I heard Ashlynn enjoyed sucking you off last night fam!"
gossamer" " yes fam! i sprayed my bollock yoghurt all over her face!"
by Gollywobble May 28, 2025
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