boner crusher 

An obese woman who crushes boners.

That fat piece of shit is the biggest boner crusher I have ever seen.

boner crusher by jman016 January 9, 2008

boner choker 

used to let someone know to shut their mouth

"ya know Scott would'nt shutup on his own, so I advised him to shut his boner choker."

boner choker by Bnutz in VA April 7, 2009

Boner kill 

The act of denying three friends a chance to see DJ Tiesto live, and syphoning 3 days out of Barcelona activities.

Brian is a boner kill.
The trip that Brian planned was a boner kill.
Due to the acts of Brians planning, many boners were killed.
Boner kill.

Boner kill by Keith Hamold July 10, 2010

Boner move 

When someone, most often a male, says or does something thats unnecessarily mean or stupid. Male version of bitch move. Or a when i man thinks with his dick and not he brain.

Cindy: Hey john, do these pants make my me look fat?
John: Don't be stupid Cindy, of course they do.
Cindy: Wow, boner move right there.

Lucy: Did you know your boyfriend went home with that slutty girl last night after the party?
Taylor: Well after that boner move hes not going to be my boyfriend anymore!

Boner move by C. R. P. March 6, 2010

Boner Bunt 

When you have a boner, and you sneak up behind someone with the boner near their head, call their name, and then they'll turn their head into the boner.

That girl is hot, I'm going to sneak up behind her and boner bunt her in the face while we're watching Star Trek Next Generation later!

Boner Bunt by Micahdykajackoffsen December 24, 2010

boner leniency 

whenever a woman comes to work wearing boner inducing clothing (see: bonerwear), boner leniency is granted to prevent a sexual harassment suit when the offending man is spotted with a boner.

Of course i was offended by his boner, but i deserved it because of my bonerwear... and he deserved some boner leniency.

boner leniency by mcbaki87 February 26, 2011

boner job 

the act of a girl walking into the room and a guy instantly getting a colossal boner.

Friend: Dude i got one of the nicest boner jobs last night.

Other Friend: Damn your lucky.

boner job by study of wumbo May 17, 2012