Austin is a nerd who wears glasses, he likes to piss on his dog and lick his brothers little dick, he loves it so much he had a three year old cum.
by Yessirjsb September 9, 2019
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by Katfartsalot May 12, 2024
Get the Austinismmug. Georgia+Mary Austin are the best of all best friends. They always stick by each others sides and never fail to make you smile. They might not be the coolest in the school but they will always make you laugh. They will always wave at you no matter who you are with. They don’t care if you are with your boy friend or a celebrity they will never fail to embarrass you. They are loved by many. They make friends everywhere they go. They show what life is about. Friends aren’t on a phone, they are right in front of you. This combination is all you need when you are feeling down. Don’t worry they won’t judge if your shirt is upside down. They would simply let you know but they will turn that frown upside down. They don’t see your imperfections they simply look pass. They like to enjoy life simply as it is. So the next time you see them don’t glare and look pass, just simply wave and say hey, cuz you know they will always wave back.
by natfence67 February 9, 2022
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