August 28th

National Fuck Your Ex Day

Girl- hey, I want to fuck you but worried about catching feelings

Ex- don’t worry, it’s August 28th, National fuck an ex day. No strings attached

Girl- you better cum over then

by Horse0332 August 25, 2021

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August 8

This is the day the most sexiest, hottest, amazing vocal, xiao DeJun was born.

My manz can put the WHOMB with visuals and such a graceful voice. NOW STAN DEJUN AND NCT

" OMG isn't today August 8th? "
" OMG YEAH IT IS, ITS XIAO DEJUN DAY!! "

" he can literally step on me "

by svchng October 07, 2020

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August 1

People born on this day are natural sigma males.

Man 1: Who is that bro?
Man 2: I recognize him, he's a true sigma male born on August 1st.

by BigusDickusMaximus November 22, 2021

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August 27

On this day pissy people were born

A: Whens you birthday?
B: August 27th

A:No wonder your pissy

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August Hanke

The most amazing girl in the whole entire world! Anyone who comes in contact with such a girl will instantly fall in love. Find someone with this name and never let them go!

I just fell in love with that August Hanke girl.

by dougie369 May 28, 2011

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