Flat-Backing

To smugly turn and face the opposing direction of an intended audience while having a full fledged conversation usually when it is business critical

*Three People speaking in a triangular formation; one of them is turned with their back to the other two, while the two are in avid discussion*
Lizzy- "Dick, hey I'm trying to communicate a few critical things that need to happen by the end of your shift"
Dick- "Oh, is that what you call it." Hmph (back turned to Lizzy, facing Barnaby)
Barnaby- "Did it not occur to you: You're flat-backing your boss... dick"
Lizzy- "You are a dick, Dick"

by BMiller58 December 24, 2022

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Demand for our machinery abroad is increasing, while growth is flat at home.

by genoacfc January 7, 2023

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Flats

A famous Overwatch 2 TikToker who Streams on Twitch occasionally.

Joe: Flats is such a good Reinhardt player.

Michael: Fr fr he's literally my favorite Tiktoker and I watch all of his videos. He's so funny bro 💀

by iceolated January 9, 2023

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Flat face

A person with a face so flat you wonder if they have their face on their desk all day

"Did you see that fella with the flat face over there?" "Yeah man he looks messed up"

by Sudbes June 30, 2023

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Flat pack smack

When a new guy walks into a gym whos untoned and weak, and a big 6pack bencher smacks him on the belly like hes sticking an expected expiry date sticker on a card board box.

Big weight lifter: >Smack< oi oi get on the tread mill outa way good lad big boys are in the building, stick at it and yal be lifting 16 stone and 3 pounds of that meat your eyeing up you know the one, shell get you revved if you break down. PUMP SOME BLASTARD SHELLS AND DOWN SOME HERCULES POWder!!
Flat pack smacked wimpy dog squert: >gulp<

by Step lupid July 11, 2023

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