Jew boner

An uncontrollable erection caused by experiencing a stereotypically Jewish event.

I got such a raging Jew boner when I saw her nose.

Steve's Jew boner wouldn't relent when he found out Nordstrum had marked their entire inventory by 25%.

by PutItUpYourNose June 2, 2015

Spicy Jew

When a man of the Jewish faith eats Mexican food 2-3 hours prior to ejaculating on a woman/man's face and causes a burning sensation in the receiver's eyes.

Becky: let's stop at CVS, I need some eye drops.
Lisa: what for?
Becky: I was with Jacob last night and he Spicy Jewed me pretty good. Both eyes this time.
Lisa: ouch! Ok I need a plan B pill anyways.

by Yardee September 14, 2016

Ga-jew

This is a way to describe the rare species of human who are both gay and Jewish

They have many ga-jews at the university

by GaryGanu May 26, 2021

Dumpster Jew

Dumpster Jew. The type of low class Jewish person without their trademark hidden gold pouch around their neck. White trash without the valid excuse. Instead of controlling Hollywood like the true Jew variant, the Dumpster Jew would be a producer on Judge Judy and other similar shows.

Fergie is such a Dumpster Jew! Look at that NOSE.

Seth Rogan is a closet Dumpster Jew!

by Shekels on Da' Groun' July 28, 2017

Jew Box

An xbox that your roommate brought in that works about as well as a jew in a pork sausage factory.

God I was in the middle of playing some insert game name here and the jew box froze! Fuck that shit!

by NotKosher69 January 17, 2011

jew pickle

Spicy pickles given to a customer in place of bread at restaurants owned or frequented by jews. Very popular at Canters, a highly concentrated jewish restaurant in West Hollywood.

Derek: Hey cool, they gave us a bowl full of pickles
Rea: Be careful, those are jew pickles....and they are spicy as fuck!

by DerekSod July 24, 2007

Jew Fro

a fro that is big and curly(can be really big or really small) but it has to be extremely curly. works best if the person has a big nose as well

adam- whoa dude check out that dude, hes got some curly ass hair.
shane - dude hes rockin his jew fro

by yodawgjfk January 31, 2010