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Jason's cake

thickest and most scrumptious cake you will ever see.
Adam: WOW, look at Jason's cake. I want to eat it all
Ben: you do you Adam. It does look very good tho.
Adam: I will eat it all
by Nfarrg December 5, 2017
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Jason

I am what I am, thats Jason, dont give a monkey crap what you lot think, expect the genuine nice people, the other come saying it to me face and one with cum with answers that will test and spray you into a eye-closing bliss of of satisfaction, that might shut your cake-holes. What are you exactly, Manifests, fraudulent staff, sad bastards that have no life and stay up double stuffing Oreos? But more importantly your boss with you lot have a IQ so uncomprehend able, that the tester ran to Ripleys Believe it or not and Guinness Book of Records, to advise that he has witnessed something unexplainable. Since it was also advised he ran like Forest Gump to both, he now is sectioned and spends most of the time bagging the wall with their head in tandem to the tick of the clock, tik tok! But, me think you lot are even lower than that, for example, your intellect and knowhow would be on par to have an educated conversation or debate with a coma victim and the coma victim would win the debate, with a massive majority vote! Thats a Jason! LOL
A Real Jason - read it
by Immi786 June 14, 2023
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Jason Gapuz

Jason Gapuz, why do you keep eating sweets???
by thecharacterwannie June 20, 2022
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Jason Donervan

A kebab shop located primarily within Clifton Triangle. This takeaway is a staple of Bristolian night life and has been running for around 24 years (2022). On 5th March 2022, Jason Donovan visited the Jason Donervan with Andi Peters on Live TV. This event happened on Ant & Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway.
"Did you watch Saturday Night Takeaway?"
"Nah"
"Jason Donovan visited the Jason Donervan near us!"
by spdat November 4, 2022
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Kevin and Jason

The ultimate OTP. These two can't get enough of each other and are constantly touching one another. As a couple, they take on challenges together and our very family orientated. They love kids and are looking to adopt in the future. Overall, a truly magnificent pair.
Ex: "Look there's Kevin and Jason, wow they are so in love"
by shitbrickofaphone April 28, 2017
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Jason Brown

He has a sharpie for a head he isn't that good at sports but he get away with it. He has a weird odd head shape. Used to go too elementary and at first he cool but then he was rude that why you never seen his dad all the time. - Gabriel Chaaban
You good at sports right
yea why
so u must be jason brown
by Gabriel Chaaban January 10, 2024
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Jason

An extremely thoughtful guy. Sweet and caring, he’s careful not to hurt your feelings. He’s very smart, too smart for his own good. He’s gorgeous. A lot of girls want him. When he walks down the hallways in school everyone is in awe
Kayla: omg have you seen Jason today?
Taylor: yessss, he looks so good today
Kayla: I know I saw him in the hall and he smiled at me!
Taylor: omg lucky!!
by Random girly.com October 19, 2019
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