An expert in the study of buildings, often hoisted by their own petard. Often found in positions of middle management roles, Jasons have a tendency to blame juniors for adverse situations of their own making. They then tend to shout very loudly, albeit meaninglessly.
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Get the Jason mug.Jason is usually a Straub. He has a twin and was adopted from an orphanage from Romania. He grew up in Wisconsin and is the perfect mix of farm boy and Hollywood, minus the farm. He is very athletic and has no patience.
Jason likes to refer to people as his friend, even though they met once at a pool party. Jason is loyal.
Jason likes to refer to people as his friend, even though they met once at a pool party. Jason is loyal.
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Get the Jason mug.Jason is a disgusting selfish asshole who gets high everyday. Thinks he is the shit but really secretly no one likes him. He is very mean sometimes and is a liar. Always try’s to be funny and jokes around too much and it gets fucking annoying. Thinks he is hilarious. Uses the excuse of being high when he’s mean to girls, calling them sluts and whores. He lies. Be careful with Jason’s. They will break ur heart if you let them.
“Hi jason! How are you?”
“Send me nudes slut”
“Promise you wont save them?”
“Okay”
*Saves them and sends them to his friend then lies saying he didn’t when his friend sent them to me saying he sent them to him.*
“Send me nudes slut”
“Promise you wont save them?”
“Okay”
*Saves them and sends them to his friend then lies saying he didn’t when his friend sent them to me saying he sent them to him.*
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Get the Jason Girl mug.Very dangerous people who leaves in a city that is more dangerous than New York. He is very impolite and mad at people but the only one he loves are Sophie's. He doesn't hesitate to burn things to do what he wants.
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Get the Jason mug.Jason is a nice guy, he usually does not like to fight. He can be smart, but kind of lazy and weird sometimes. Nicknames for Jason can be Jace,Jayce,Jay,or JJ.
Justin: Hey! I heard we got a new kid today!
Liam: I know, I hope they won’t be mean.
Jason: Hello everyone! My name is Jason, and I would like to make some new friends today!
Liam: I know, I hope they won’t be mean.
Jason: Hello everyone! My name is Jason, and I would like to make some new friends today!
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