9 to 5

A 9 to 5 is a main chick being compared to weekdays. The metaphor originated from SZA's "The Weekend".

You're like 9 to 5, I'm the weekend.

Make him lose his mind every weekend. You take Wednesday, Thursday, then just send him my way

by wtfisapseudoym August 17, 2017

number 5

-jack off.

-masturbate

Guy 1: Open the door!
Guy 2: Hell no! don't coming in!
Guy 1: Why?
Guy 2: Im doing number 5! stupidass

by hahayoyo October 10, 2009

September 5

it’s reemas birthday nigga @4pf.reema

person 1: aye guess what today is
person 2: what
person 1: September 5
person 2: ok and
person 1: nigga is reema birthday

by 4pf.reema November 28, 2019

jackson 5

5 Jackson electric guitars in a row.

I have my own Jackson 5 at home.

by Randy Rhoads November 10, 2006

5 Guy

a hot girl must have at least five guys alway's around her giving her attention

Dude you don't wan her she is a 5 guy kind of girl.

by fryfry22 October 3, 2010

Give it 5!

When you just can't be arsed to do anything, you are lazy as hell.
P.S. the more lazy you are, the higher the number. Some crazy people have been known to give it 35!

Jimmy: Come on Dave, let's go to our Biology lesson.
Dave: Nah, give it 5!

by Barry June 4, 2004

9-5

The hours sheep work in their shitty desk jobs. This is unfortunately the fate that Mauro Bomba will suffer after high school. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

I don’t wanna grow up and work a shitty 9-5 job I don’t like

by Tyler “Ninja” Blevins September 24, 2019