Skeet

When you trace your finger on your buttcrack and smell it

Weirdo 1: dude I just skeet and it smells

Song: SKEET SKEET ON MY MEAT (song sang by weirdo 1)

by turbo83 February 28, 2019

Jet-Skeet

When riding a Jetski with two or more males sitting nuts on butt

Please get your arms off me Chad , its bad enough we have to Jet-skeet.

by E1lipsis... March 2, 2019

clean skeet

When you nut in the toilet, trash can, or any other object or thing and don’t need to clean it up

This time is gonna be a clean skeet because I don’t have time to clean up

by Tooth Brain March 3, 2019

Skeet

Verb: To finesse, steal, or otherwise gain something usually at someone else’s expense
Adjective: Bullshit or not believable, could also refer to inadequacy

Skeeted, skeeter, to skeet

This dude gave us like 2 Gs, when it’s supposed to be 5, HE SKEETED US!
The fact that he gave us Gs instead of five is, in fact, SKEET.

by FullTimeSkeeter March 6, 2019

Skeet

A word to use to get out of a sticky situation.

Your weird bro, I gotta skeet.

by Sammmmyhammmmy March 8, 2019

skeet

skeet is to cum and ejaculate

johnny you skeeted on yours sisters face

by damon cunt March 13, 2019

skeet

to skeet in your pants or cum in your sister

oh darn i skeeted in my sister again

by damon cunt March 13, 2019