go scratch yourself

a phrase meaning:

"go do whatever the hell you want. You wont change any aspect of my personality"

father: son your singing sucks. Let me pay you lessons at LaScala in Milan.

son: Dad, go scratch yourself. let the singing lessons hang themselves. i am proud of my hen-scratching or whatever it is you'd qualify my singing nowadays.

by Sexydimma May 28, 2012

Jesse Yourself

Synonymous with "shitting yourself". Verb, to shit.

I just had Mexican and Jesse'd myself again.

I didn't make it to the bathroom in time and Jesse'd my pants.
Careful you dont Jesse yourself!

by #notacop May 31, 2025

Pill Yourself

•Telling someone to take their prescription medication if they haven't yet

•Telling someone to kill themselves by overdosing

•Hey grandma, stop talking with your schizo demons and pill yourself.

•You suck ass, you fatherless twat. Go pill yourself.

by Un2siast January 15, 2024

Go fuck yourself

Two words. Snake Island. Slava Ukraini

Ukrainian soldiers: "russian warship, go fuck yourself

by 420weedloveerr February 25, 2022

Tibble yourself

pre-empting a major gambling addiction.

You need to Tibble yourself mate

by Tibble April 17, 2020

Technically Supporting Yourself

To perform a task correctly or with distinction.

If you are given something to do, or do something off your own back and use initiative, you may be congratulated for "Technically Supporting Yourself"

Mark: Mike just sorted us out with an FTP server on the Broadband Machine
Stu: Oh Technical Support Yourself!

Mark: I've fixed the problem with that customer from earlier, you know, the one that was a right fist..
Mike: Oh get in there, Technical Support Yourself Jenko!

Mike: I'll put the kettle on
Mark: Technically Supporting Yourself Lovelock!

by Michael Lovelock December 20, 2006

yourself

always there

find yourself

by hip hip hurray April 20, 2024