Spits

All spits means is that your girl is sucking your dick

Brian: Yo bro where were you last night

Chris: My girl was giving me spits

by Idfk45 October 5, 2022

The Spitting Cobra

A drunken move done by mimicking a cape over ones face with their jacket that can defuse hostile situations, confound enemies, express disgust in an amusing way and stuns the opponent temporarily allowing for a hasty and safe exit. You must hiss while doing so otherwise you will look like a fool.

'Ere mate what you doing talking to my girl'
*does the spitting cobra*
'Woah sorry man, didn't mean to talk to you like that'

by shannymcfee May 28, 2015

Snake That Spits

A Native American euphemism for "penis".

I was going to bang this girl but, "she" pulled out her snake that spits.

by Roy Blanteep November 27, 2013

Spit jockey

That one person who spits everywhere for no reason at all

Oh my gawd Jon is such a spit jockey

by Deadxroses May 30, 2016

Swallow my spit

To admit one's guilt

Max: "You didn't tell me that would happen"
Austin: "I know, I'm gonna swallow my spit, I was wrong"

by IDK123IDK123IDK123IDK123 June 5, 2024

Old Man Spit

the way old people spit: it sounds like this: HRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNKKKKKKKKKKK PTOOOOOOOO

That 70-year-old man just old man spit into his soup

by Sparklestarley December 9, 2016

San Francisco rodeo spit shine

When a man holds his legs in the air to expose his quivering rabbit nostril, and spits on it as lube

Devon - Hey richard do you want a san Francisco rodeo spit shine?

Richard- hell yeah bro! No homo tho

by Chkeni February 4, 2025