Turd on a train

The proverbial elephant in the room.

"try not to mention the Turd on a train".

by Ivana_Tinkle August 6, 2011

put a train on it

To give up when something is too difficult.

Farmer 1: "This heffer's teat ain't giving but about an ounce a milk a week."
Farmer 2: "Well I reckon you better put a train on it."

by NGL January 9, 2008

E-Train

most tricked out mofo out thurr. he always baggin thA fine bitches

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by J-Murda November 8, 2004

Thomas the Train

Nerdy little half-Asian boy with a questionable sexual orientation. Often wears "tighty whites" in public and rides an orange bike. Is obsessed with his new iPhone gadget and is always hyped-up on caffeine.

"Last night in Buz's room, Thomas the Train was being way too twitchy. It must have been the caffeine again."

by critterrrrr November 23, 2009

Party Train

A recreational activity involving the consumption of Hot Tamales and a few swigs of Scope.

Leadership 2006 is all about party train!

by O-DIZZLE August 13, 2006

Donkey Train

"Donkey Train" shares similiar traits to the Donkey punch yet is a more advanced maneuver requireing a minimun of three participants...to perform said Donkey Train place one female on top of the other in the bent over position start at the bottom and work your way to the top (pile 3 girls high for higher level of dificulty) Once you have reached the top girl perform a Donkey punch on her and "Ride the Donkey Train"

"Last night I Donkey Trained these bitches!"

by JRep March 6, 2010

Pain Train

A drink consisting of 1 oz. of raspberry liqueur and 1 oz of rootbeer schnapps. Served in a high ball glass with ice, and filled to the top with ginger ale. Usually drank obnoxiously, with accompanying conductor gestures and train sounds.

Man, I had five pain trains last night and I didn't feel it until it was too late.

Pour me another pain train, muthafucka, whoo whoo! (gestures like train conductor).

by bulldogops December 6, 2011