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Boston Tea Party

Getting a bunch of British chics in a tub of dirty water, preferably after performing a "Boston Cream Pie". Then tea-bagging them with your American balls, one after the other after not showering for a week. All while drinking a Sam Adams and pouring Earl Grey on their little British heads.
Those girls were so drunk last night, they let me throw them a Boston Tea Party!
by Metalbish February 7, 2022
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bo boston

Bo Boston is a person who can be very kind and very nefarious at the same time. Usually Bo Boston has a very little work ethic and will use you for homework. Overall a nice person to be around. They have above average eye size and has the memory of an elephant. Usually Bo Boston's mother is a kind woman too.
Quinn: OMG is that BO BOSTON?!?!?
Bo Boston: YES IT IS?!?!?
**Quinn proceeds to board a plane to Niagara Falls to commit suicide**
by GreenBeansPotatoMan February 13, 2022
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Soft Boston

A soft Boston is when you stick your flaccid penis into a Boston cream pie that has been microwaved for 15-30 seconds (or to preferred temperature) and then utilizes it as a flesh light.
Hey man! You gotta try doing a Soft Boston, it’s way cheaper than flesh lights!
by Macaroniplug September 21, 2023
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Boston Handshake

When You Sucker Punch a Man or Woman In the mouth
'hey guy stop runnin ya mug before I give ya a Boston handshake"
by niggajewbag October 29, 2025
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Boston Wheelchair

When your friend is a terrible driver, and they hesitate at every exit. You'd call them a "Boston Wheelchair".
You missed like three exits and you almost hit that dude's car. You Boston Wheelchair.
by SHAMsee October 7, 2018
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boston market bowling ball

When you’re in a Boston Market bathroom getting your brown eye 3 fingered by the side chick you met on Friends finder.
Did you hear Joey got a Boston Market bowling ball from some side chick he met.
by Boston Market Bowling ball January 14, 2024
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Boston Creampie

A Boston Creampie is when someone ejaculates inside someone in the bathroom of a Red Sox game.
I knew she was a true Red Sox fan when she asked for a Boston Creampie during the seventh inning stretch.
by abbycockbane January 17, 2023
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