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Flub cock

Wow my girl wouldn't go down on me because of my flub cock.
by KamKam001 August 16, 2016
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Cock In Hand

Person 1: dude I didn’t sleep at all last night

Person 2: dude cock in hand me neither!
by it’s actually me February 20, 2021
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Tail Cock

The act of a person wearing a strap-on on the behind while they fuck from the front.
"I'm not getting tail cocked by my wife's boyfriend ever again."
by Bigmacpattysmack June 2, 2021
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cock blockdown

(n) When a global pandemic lockdown prevents one from scoring sexually.

See "cock block".
1) "I'm so horny, and I don't know when I'll get laid. I wish this cock blockdown was over."

2) "new covid 19 regulations in place: we are in cock blockdown"
by cattwoood September 24, 2020
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assless cock

Pretty straightforward.. a cock minus one ass equals an assless cock..This moniker is reserved for even the most commensurate douche.
I hate that dick..what an assless cock!
by Junxtapuss March 22, 2021
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Cock Javelin

Ripping a cock off a male subject and throwing it like a javelin into the male subject's ass.
Hey babe want to cock javelin me in the ass?
by WantSomePie? March 23, 2020
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cock swankler

Someone who grabs another person's wiener and beats themself in the face with it.
Damn that dude is a cock swankler!
by Cock swankler April 6, 2017
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