ala me pakels

A tagalog slash Filipino slang for "I don't care".

Ala came from the Filipino word "wala" which means none.
Me as in the English word "me".
And pakels was derived from the Filipino word "pakialam" which means care.

"Hey I heard they were talking shit about you."
"No way? Oh well, ala me pakels."

by sasaintheforest June 5, 2018

will kill me

Used to describe a situation where you really need to comply to a specific action or else you will face heavy consequences from your supervisor.

John: I thought we are going to play video games?

Jim: I NEED TO DO MY CHORES FIRST OR MY MUM WILL KILL ME AND SELL MY CORPSE ON THE BLACK MARKET!!!

by Hectare Acres July 15, 2023

come pipe me

come stick that dick in me

come pipe me daddy

by big bang gang January 15, 2020

Me

Sad

Me is depressed

by Sadboi69420 December 20, 2020

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by Adujasty343 May 25, 2025

dxcuse me

Pronounces as dicks-use me, described to express a shock, a positive surprise with a gentleman's appearance.

Usually texted to get attention and followed up by pictures of a guy.

Dxcuse me, look how fit this bloke is.

I know this is an important conversation, but dxcuse me. Look what I pulled.

by Excuse me what the duck March 9, 2023

Me

To the hole…
I go…
Yet again…
The messages…
The words…
I can’t be wrong…
The looks…
The touches…
The memories…
It can’t just be my imagination…
Other possibilities?
Posts? Not on you:(
UD I totally need you to come through!!!!
Definitely would help if I had posts.
I have tried everything!!!!
My game …
Different is the play…

I just need to believe…
In my dream!!!
Twirling is what it will have to be….
For you to see the love from me!!!!

by U loving me; only in my dreams January 22, 2024