I wish I knew you wanted me, Monse

Blud, srsly? The girl I like wanted me? I jst hit a bru moment cuz........................................srsly tho?

I wish I knew you wanted me, Monse - This is a word that should be used when the girl you liked named Monse (From my previous post) wanted you. And you didn't know until her friend told you when she switched schools

by Call Me (626) -665 - 3202 September 16, 2024

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source: trust me

when someone makes an obvious lie and their "proof" is: trust me

guy1: dude did u know trump died source: trust me

guy2: you fucking liar

by ligmasigma September 17, 2024

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me espresso

When you're pissing and you try to get it out so fast that you feel like you're brewing the strongest espresso made to date.

Friend: Wow back so soon?
Me: Yeah, that's that me espresso
Friend: Damn, that busy huh

by Superminaren September 18, 2024

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Is there a laundry service near me that specializes in dry cleaning?

by Drypure September 21, 2024

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Me

Seeing you…
I love to do…
It brightens my eyes…
Takes away any grey skies…

My love for you

I can not hide…
When you are by my side…
I go all googly inside…

It is YOU!!!!
Only YOU!!!!
That this I do…

Love YOU!!!!
Now…
Here…
Anywhere!!!
My dream!!!!
You loving me❤️❤️❤️❤️

by Just a girl with ❤️ for 1 September 30, 2024

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To fag me out

To make irretrivably queer. Co-extensive with losing one’s gay virginity. The sex has a wild quality about it. What one does to a not-so-straight guy whose curiosity has reached the crisis point

C’mon dude! I fucking can’t wait anymore. I really need you to fag me out!

by Frozen Prevert October 4, 2024

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