gassed cock

When a couple is spooning, she farts on his cock and it's smelly.
Girl: Babe, I'm sorry I just farted
Guy: Damn babe, now I got a gassed cock.
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Cock

Is a 🐓
by the crazy ask one May 27, 2018
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Cock In Hand

Person 1: dude I didn’t sleep at all last night

Person 2: dude cock in hand me neither!
by it’s actually me February 20, 2021
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Cock Ballin

Opposite of Ball Cockin; Cock Ballin is when your penis tip is hanging passed your scrotum.
kooman: “forgot to turn the fan on last night bro i woke up hangin and swangin

jewman: “bro same i might’ve even been cock ballin”
by TommyKale22 April 1, 2022
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Cock Goblin

Violently thrusting one's knee into another's cock, making one's cock circumcised and having the appearance of a goblin
Hey, I heard Rob got "Cock Goblin" nd last night
You're a cock goblin
by Insanedeath5 October 31, 2019
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cock mongler

someone who loves something so much that they defend everything about it and try to make it seem better, alternative to dick rider
"shut the fuck up Timmy you cock mongler, the holocaust will always be a fucking abysmal tragedy!"
by Upright Almond June 4, 2023
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Horse Cock Fucker

A woman who loves zoophilia with horses.
That woman who fucked horses, was a nasty horse cock fucker.
by MST3K I like November 11, 2021
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