Cock

It’s a chicken not a penis

Cock

by hhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhh October 31, 2020

cock flight

When your penis goes so far up your girlfriends anus she screams.

Cock flight means
"omg my god this feels different"
**few minutes later**
"ARGHHH THIS IS AMAZING ARGHHH"

by oh right...... May 15, 2015

How fat is your cock though

Because it still seems like you're trying to mythologize evolution to avoid the stark reality that critical fat-cock theory is the one true dating theory to rule them all.

Hym "Really, how fat is your cock though? Cus, I got a million dollars to a bucket of dog-shit that fat-cock regardless of behavior had relatively more to do with sexual selection than anything you have to have to say about it."

by Hym Iam April 10, 2024

cashew cock

Cashew cock is when someone has a small knobbly penis that is bitter to the taste.

Ahhhh did you hear heather said Wayne Firth has a cashew cock after they hooked up last night?

by Adzybayor August 18, 2020

Candle Cock

When you dip your dick in hot wax and make a custom condom but when you pull out it shoots off and hits her in the eye

Bro my girl won't talk to me after I gave her a candle cock

by Thetallmf September 3, 2017

cock gizzard

A penis with extra foreskin that has the appearance of being old and wrinkly

I was frightening by what I saw when I saw his penis for the first time. Reminded me of an old, wrinkey rooster's cobbled neck. It was a cock gizzard!!! All I could do was run!

by Prissy Mae March 31, 2017

Chip off the cock

When ones father and son are both getting more action then there wife/Girl friend.

Did u hear about what happened to Henry and his son?

No what.

They both got caught cheating.

Aww i didnt think his son would be a Chip off the cock.

by K-town-CA August 12, 2011