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ball up top

When faced with a difficult or emotionally charged situation, "ball up top" is used to keep composure and handle the problem with a calm, controlled demeanor.

In September 2024, X user @kfmsr discovered he was not the parent of his alleged child. He responded to this statement with a calm demeanor, retweeting "She ain't mine. Ball up top 🚶🏿 ♂️".
I found out my long-distance girlfriend was not taking 'night shifts' at her job. Ball up top.
by lilwizardry September 14, 2024
mugGet the ball up topmug.

whore's ball's

Rejects, pissweak, sorry excuse of a dude - who only fucks Whores

Can't get without payin for it

Incapable of giving in a relationship

Devoid of empathy

Self assured without substance

Intolerant self assuming Martyr
Wouldn't touch him with a Tenfootpole? he's a whore's ball's

Or as useless as titts on a bull
by yours Truleee August 24, 2016
mugGet the whore's ball'smug.

Cock and ball torture

Cock and ball torture From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia at en.wikipedia.org

Cock and ball torture (CBT) is a sexual activity involving application of pain or constriction to the male genitals. This may involve directly painful activities, such as genital piercing, wax play, genital spanking, squeezing, ball-busting, genital flogging, urethral play, tickle torture, erotic electrostimulation or even kicking. The recipient of such activities may receive direct physical pleasure via masochism, or knowledge that the play is pleasing to a sadistic dominant.

Image: Electrostimulation applied on a penis

Contents: Section 1: In Pornography Section 2: Ball stretcher Section 3: Parachute Section 4: Humbler Section 5: Testicle cuff

Section 1: In pornography

In addition to it’s occasional role in BDSM pornography, Tamakeri (literally Ball kicking) is a separate genre in Japan. One notable actress in tamakeri is Erika Nagai who typically uses her martial arts skills to knee or kick men in the testicles.

Section 2: Ball stretcher A ball stretcher is a sex toy that is fastened around a man in order to elongate the scrotum and provide a feeling of weight pulling the testicles away from the body. While leather stretchers are most common, other models are made of steel rings that are fastened with screws causing additional mildly uncomfortable weight to the wearer. The length of the stretcher may vary from 1-4 inches, and the steel models can weigh as much as five pounds.
by Dragonfish_king July 24, 2022
mugGet the Cock and ball torturemug.

balls like mashed potatoes

Is a vivid and crude way of describing severe trauma or injury to someone's testicles (potatoes), implying they have been so badly crushed or damaged that they are no longer in their normal shape or condition. This expression is used to emphasize the extent of the injury and the extreme pain associated with it.
Guy 1: Fuck he crushed his nuts on the rail!
Guy 2: I bet he has balls like mashed potatoes now!
by DaveDH June 14, 2024
mugGet the balls like mashed potatoesmug.

balls

Balls, It lives in the inside of the human, Or i dont know, but its a body part, It can be used for jokes too, See?
Person 1: hey man wanna hear a joke
Person 2: alright
Person 1: balls hehe
Person 2: wow
by a man that is in ud August 20, 2022
mugGet the ballsmug.

Dodge ball

by BIGGÆ123 August 12, 2019
mugGet the Dodge ballmug.

Kentucky Fast Ball

When you cum into your hand and throw it at your sister
Dude last night I pulled a Kentucky Fast Ball on my sister !
by RiasBloodRose September 6, 2016
mugGet the Kentucky Fast Ballmug.

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