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cock wok

1. Noun: A cock wok is a wok you put your cock in
2. Adjective: Another word for asshole
3. Verb: To cock wok is to put your cock in a cock wok.
1: A cock wok is a perfect birthday present.
2. Adam stole my shit, what a cock wok.
3. I got one for my birthday so I cock wok daily
by Sir Pentious March 11, 2024
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Livestock Cock

A term used to describe an individual who is enamored with getting pounded by the cock of any well endowed Livestock
Talk about unbelievable. This last weekend the cheesedick posse, aka Keith and Otto both went to the E.R. in critical condition after a horrific accident at Carpinito Farm. I guess they were heard telling some friends they were in the mood for some “Livestock Cock” which apparently involves getting dismantled by a gigantic animal dong. Otto, being the inexperienced one, was instructed by Keith to start easy and go for some sheep schlong, while keith the seasoned veteran went for the old reliable Ox cock. Long story short, Otto and Keith simultaneously took some Livestock Cock and both ended up in comas due to a rupture colon. I guess they couldn’t afford lube. How fucking distrusting.
by Tee Cee Deez May 24, 2021
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Commie-cock-zi

When a Russian dude runs in and blows his load inside of you and then runs away.
Omg, Vlad commie-cock-zi'd me last night
by Alraune-Deva May 4, 2020
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Cock Wrld

Meaning thomas lopicadick
Omg did you see that its cock wrld
by Thotamasismassivegay November 23, 2021
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wombled cock

a dick that has nut and been milked so much that it can nut no more.
that twink gave me a wombled cock, might as well have been an incubus...
by limelipslover August 5, 2025
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mosquito cock

A guy thats balls are bigger then his cock
P1 Amy did you fuck that Chinese guy last night. P2 YA but he had a mosquito cock so i was better off using my thumb.
by STINKFINGER1 December 23, 2018
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J-cock

The Penis of A Jewish Man.

That is how Shiksas turn convert to nice Newlly Jewish Girls.

For the J-cock
I thought you were a virgin?

Really, why? You met my kid.. And *husband.*

But you're so *Tight!*

You just have a J-cock.
by BWJCBDish November 24, 2018
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