by Blvssfvl November 12, 2023

A detailed, in-depth essay on the pros and cons of your cock. While the most obvious focus of a cock review is indeed the size, a thorough reviewer will also consider the general shape and visual aesthetics of the cock, its length-to-girth ratio (you neither want a chode nor a noodle), the physical hardness, the smell (or absence thereof), taste, and surface texture.
-Hey dude, can you give me a quick cock review? No homo.
-Sure bro, do you have a pen and paper? I'll need three pages at least, ideally five.
-Sure bro, do you have a pen and paper? I'll need three pages at least, ideally five.
by Joker the Fortnite God July 24, 2021


Females that like sucking a meat pole or used to curse
Females like sucking cock because it makes their Pussy wet and makes the cock attached to a man cum
Definiton: For someone that likes sucking cock or it can be used as a curse
Females like sucking cock because it makes their Pussy wet and makes the cock attached to a man cum
Definiton: For someone that likes sucking cock or it can be used as a curse
Girl: Hey your cock is HUGE can i suck it?
Boy: Sure! *cums in her mouth*
________________________
Rando: FUCK YOU COCK SUCKER
Another rando: FUCK YOU TOO BITCH YOU CAN SUCK MY BIG COCK
Rando:OKAY MOTHER FUCKIN BITCH FAT ASS GO AND FUCK YOURSELF
The cock suckers mean that they like sucking cock or it can be used as a curse
Boy: Sure! *cums in her mouth*
________________________
Rando: FUCK YOU COCK SUCKER
Another rando: FUCK YOU TOO BITCH YOU CAN SUCK MY BIG COCK
Rando:OKAY MOTHER FUCKIN BITCH FAT ASS GO AND FUCK YOURSELF
The cock suckers mean that they like sucking cock or it can be used as a curse
by BigFatDicklol June 21, 2023

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by antigaraantigay77 antigay77aaa October 16, 2020

When you're on a long road trip and your little man decides to stand to attention. Making your trousers a bit tighter.
Dude! I was driving down the motorway and saw one of them trucks where on the mud flaps it has a naked lady! I got Convoy Cock bad so I had to smash one out!
Made a right mess on the steering wheel!
Made a right mess on the steering wheel!
by LordSabertooth May 31, 2021
