lard cock-block

A woman or man (or both) that is so fat that they can't hookup with their sex partner, because their fat prevents them from reaching each other's genital areas.

Man, my dad couldn't stick his penis in my mom, because my mom was a lard cock-block.

by LOLZDaniel777 June 6, 2017

Cock Block

To prevent someone or yourself from preforming any acts sexually with someone of the same or opposite sex, purposeful or otherwise.

Some random woman started flirting with me at the bar, even though I'm happy married. I decided to Cock Block myself to prevent further action.

by JustLeaveMeAlone August 21, 2021

Calzone Cock

When your Penis is folded over and bleeding, it looks like a folded Pizza.

“He woke up to find he had a really bad Calzone Cock”
“Man your boy is looking like a Calzone Cock today”

by Big Arv March 23, 2021

Cock Supply

When a girl is so hot she can have any guy.

Rodger: Dude she is so fine
Steve: Dude she has cock supply

by DankieDank December 14, 2009

cock

another word for chicken (duh)

1.I have 2 cocks at home
2.So cool!

by TheCatKing May 9, 2025

Cock block

Playing ADC in 2k17

I've played ADC yesterday and got a huge cock block when i saw an enemy champion.

by nem912 August 19, 2017

assless cock

Pretty straightforward.. a cock minus one ass equals an assless cock..This moniker is reserved for even the most commensurate douche.

I hate that dick..what an assless cock!

by Junxtapuss March 22, 2021