Skinny Nigga Syndrome

AKA That one nigga who keeps stealing your food at lunch/fat ass nigga.
When this happens to a nigga, they always be askin for your food whether that be in class or at lunch. Skinny Nigga Syndrome is not contagious and is hard to overcome for those who suffer from it.

Darius: Aye nigga u got food?
Jayden: Damn nigga! Always asking for food u got skinny nigga syndrome or sum fat ass nigga?

by Randomwigga_ August 16, 2024

zestynegro syndrome

Whenever two black men have sex and one gets pregnant, once the pregnant man shits the baby out the baby then crawls out and licks his pregnant fathers nutsack. Since there is no woman in this situation the baby has to get nutrients from the father's penis turning the baby zesty and causing zesty negro syndrome

"That dude has the zestynegro syndrome."

by sussy dad May 21, 2023

tupperware syndrome

Originated in the card game, Top2Bottom...in gay world, it means being the only top in a sea of bottoms...like when you can't find a matching top to your Tupperware

NYC has a serious case of Tupperware syndrome...there are bottoms everywhere and no tops to be found. Just look at your grindr screen

by Top2Bottom April 21, 2014

irritable Powell syndrome

(n) a rare but serious effect, most noted by journalist Tucker Carlson, wherein Sidney Powell gives you earful in reaction to numerous interview requests.

Interview requests that ask you to talk, on air, about highly consequential, ongoing litigation

Etymology: cf. Sidney Powell; a federal attorney, best known for her defense of Michael Flynn and for having brass balls bigger than most men in Washington DC

Maria Bartiromo from CNBC knows how to get an interview without causing irritable Powell syndrome // she's also rather hot

by Content-ment411 December 21, 2020

Mary Jensen Syndrome

From There’s Something about Mary. A girl who keeps being pursused by weirdos, assholes and no-hopers. This girl is the epitome of perfection; volunteers for disadvantaged people, is naturally sweet and kind, has an excellent job and is beautiful. However, ladies like this in real life rarely end up with the Ted of their dreams.

Kara keeps falling for douchebags, she suffers from Mary Jensen Syndrome

by Lavynia May 19, 2018

Mawlana Syndrome

A disease that causes the infected to believe they are more important than others and larger than life. Symptoms include delusion, humorless jokes, and an inability to properly communicate with others.

Friend 1: What is wrong with that guy Ejmen over there? Hes been acting mad weird recently?
Friend 2: Dont pay him any attention, he is suffering from Mawlana Syndrome, but it should wear off in a couple of months.

by Hdnhdhd October 10, 2025

discontinuation syndrome

When a person is mid way through an activity or task, but suddenly decides that there is something much more important they should be doing like replying to a text, or making daisy chains or even something very simple like deciding whether or not you need to take a shit. This syndrome is a reoccurring affliction that doesn't have a current cure. Side effects include - severely untidy home, unfinished paperwork, unemployment and even death. You can simply overcome this syndrome by not being a fucking moron and finishing what you started.

EXAMPLE;
*hoovering carpet but stops half way through*

Person; "oooo I could really do with a shag"
*leaves Hoover and goes to local brothel*

dumbass moron affliction syndrome capiche absolute arsehole discontinuation syndrome

by MasterCuntwalker August 23, 2016