Old Balls

When your ball sack can touch your butthole

Holy shit, Sean Paddy Murphy has old balls! They’re going into his asshole!!!

by Old Balls Murphy November 17, 2023

THICC BALLS

Some nice thicc balls

THICC BALLS is when someone's balls are thicc and maybe have a side of McDonald's french fries

by JaketheVCP August 18, 2024

Cock and ball torture

The torture of cock and ball torture

For example-
Dreamy Poo: "Gogy Wogy, would you like to try some cock and ball torture with me tonight?"
Gogy Wogy: "Oh, yes, Dreamy Poo."

by PotatoInYourAss June 22, 2022

lady vagina balls

Some random dumb insult.

Lady vagina balls Batman it's a twister! - Doug Walker: The Nostalgia Critic

by TheHeroKing April 19, 2023

Balls to contact

1. An adverbial phrase expressing how incredibly awful something is in the extreme (from the sense that it is so bad, one would put balls directly on it in an act of degradation)

2. A somewhat ironic adverbial phrase that expresses utter honesty in how good something is (from the previous definition, but implying either an irony through the use of a disgusting phrase or that one loves something so much they would put their balls on it).

1. That was balls to contact the worst concert I've ever heard.

2. This is balls to contact the best beer I've had in a long time.

by kdiggitydog June 16, 2010

balls

A slimy object that is shaped like a sphere that is contained within a flexible smooth sack.

jim: yo my mum bullied me because my shlongus elongus and my balls were to tiny.
jom: why dont you suck her balls

by I LIKE PENIS IDOTTTTTTTT May 21, 2023

prickly ball

Is when someone shaves their gentalia once and let's the stubble grow in and doesn't shave again, making sex "prickly".

People who are a prickly ball is extremely uncomfortable to be around.

For example:

"Last night I had sex with Tom Ferris and he totally has a prickly ball."
Or

"Dude, I hate that fucking Tom Ferris kid. He is such a prickly ball!!"

by TommyFerris1 January 9, 2016