Cock monger

A retarded or spastic prostitute who loves cock.

That fucking spastic whore is a real cock mongers

by DiddyD1 August 7, 2021

Monster Cock

A cock so it will bush your boyfriends nut

“Woah, my boyfriend got a monster cock”
“I know, he was with me last night”

by LuraDaddy November 6, 2018

Big birthday cock

A cock that is big basically because it's the person's birthday.

Omg let me see that big birthday cock, it's your special day after all!

by LingDanc803 April 11, 2023

kink-cock

noun: The phenomenon of one's penis being z-kinked between multiple layers of clothing while using a porta-john on a construction site, making it all but impossible to urinate.

"I was finally able to flop it out, but between my boxers, long-johns, pants and overalls, I had a case of kink-cock; it was like a kink in a garden hose!"

by lizardpope1101 December 17, 2020

cock review

A detailed, in-depth essay on the pros and cons of your cock. While the most obvious focus of a cock review is indeed the size, a thorough reviewer will also consider the general shape and visual aesthetics of the cock, its length-to-girth ratio (you neither want a chode nor a noodle), the physical hardness, the smell (or absence thereof), taste, and surface texture.

-Hey dude, can you give me a quick cock review? No homo.
-Sure bro, do you have a pen and paper? I'll need three pages at least, ideally five.

by Joker the Fortnite God July 24, 2021

Cocks

A cocks is ugly faced person or an irregular shaped person,

Your girlfriend is a cocks

by SpovaGang💕 August 13, 2019

giant horse cock

Why the FUCK did you look this up you FUCKING PSYCHO

No, seriously , we know you don’t mean a horse and a cock on a farm, why look up giant horse cock

by Blvssfvl November 12, 2023