by Slaughterama Mama April 8, 2018

noun: The phenomenon of one's penis being z-kinked between multiple layers of clothing while using a porta-john on a construction site, making it all but impossible to urinate.
"I was finally able to flop it out, but between my boxers, long-johns, pants and overalls, I had a case of kink-cock; it was like a kink in a garden hose!"
by lizardpope1101 December 17, 2020

by memes_of_supreme February 18, 2020

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by Weesbian xd October 4, 2021

Cock that actually turns a women into crazy and desperate. A woman who is distant and unemotional can get one little taste of a voodoo cock and become a hopeless romantic mess. It’s a blessing... yet a curse.
by Mandelyn89 December 7, 2020

A detailed, in-depth essay on the pros and cons of your cock. While the most obvious focus of a cock review is indeed the size, a thorough reviewer will also consider the general shape and visual aesthetics of the cock, its length-to-girth ratio (you neither want a chode nor a noodle), the physical hardness, the smell (or absence thereof), taste, and surface texture.
-Hey dude, can you give me a quick cock review? No homo.
-Sure bro, do you have a pen and paper? I'll need three pages at least, ideally five.
-Sure bro, do you have a pen and paper? I'll need three pages at least, ideally five.
by Joker the Fortnite God July 24, 2021
