Lem syndrome

When, after high school, you can't do stem subjects and you don't want to flip burgers at minimum wage you go to college for some stupid degree in social science ( except history) just so you can say f-mud.

When you can proudly say f-mud, you lol suffer from lem syndrome.

by Sexydimma October 20, 2025

First Chair Syndrome

(band) It's when an instrument is frequently super sharp.

"You all have First Chair Syndrome, pull out from your barrel 1st clarinets.".

by blep5607 October 20, 2025

saltric verbal coughing syndrome

saying, smelling or describing salt or a salty food or substance around a person with saltric verbal coughing syndrome can cause the person to cough aggressively and or worse, led them to loss of voice and moaning aggressively.

stop saying betty’s burgers fries! you’re making fun of my saltric verbal coughing syndrome!

by yunarns October 21, 2025

Thin Finger Syndrome

The change of one's human body, whom fingers may be exceedingly distraught and over-grown. TFS (Thin Finger Syndrome) has been linked to many body dysfunctions, tied to pale skin, greasy head or hair strands, excessive hyperpigmentation, and even social anxiety. Majority of TFS cases have been linked to an extraordinarily large thumb limb.

Wow, Joshua's fingers are extremely long, you might have TFS, a rare case of large fingers that look like spaghetti.

Guys, my friend Josh has Thin Finger Syndrome. It is a special condition!

by Thin Finger Syndrome October 21, 2025

Post Jumpscare Syndrome

Post Jumpscare Syndrome is the 10 minutes after a horrific jumpscare where nothing feels real and you are in a trance-like state.

Caseoh was experiencing Post Jumpscare Syndrome after a jumpscare in the horror game he was playing.

by Minnevan October 23, 2025

Post Jump-Scare Syndrome

Having no emotion or reaction to anything 10 minutes following a jump-scare, leaving the victim completely unresponsive.

Chris R.: “Oh you have stage 5 PJS? What’s that mean?”

Case O.: “Post Jump-Scare Syndrome. It’s the 10 minutes after a horrific jump-scare, nothing is real and you’re just in a trance like state.”

by r0se.m4ri October 23, 2025

Post 'Jumpscare' Syndrome

Post Jumpscare Syndrome is used to describe the state of shock one enters after a 'jumpscare' (an abrupt scare which is unexpected, usually found in horror games/movies). Post Jumpscare Syndrome typically lasts for several minutes, at the most 5 minutes in total (by some accounts).

Mr. Case was playing a scary game then got jumpscared by a creepy figure, he then suffered from Post 'Jumpscare' Syndrome.

by Vintage Cardinal October 25, 2025