Pick me

A pick me is.someone who constantly refers to themself in horrible manners such as "I'm an ugly skeleton", they also constantly say things such as "nobody likes me, nobody loves me, I'm forever alone" a pick me is someone who would rate themself a 2/10 but secretly rate themself a 9 or a 10 just to get other people's approvals.

Pick me's usually cheat but blind people into thinking they was the ones who was cheated on.

They make people believe they have low self esteem but masturbates to themself in the mirror.

Pick me's constantly need validation.
Also known as an attention whore.

Person 1: did you hear what Billy said?
Person2: who, Billy Joshua Paisey?
Person 1: yeah, he's such a pick me, he's telling people he's ugly again whilst cheating on the 18 year old with Misha

by Williamjoshua April 10, 2022

Can't Buy Me Love

Can't buy me love, love
Can't buy me love, oh
I'll buy you a diamond ring, my friend
If it makes you feel all right
I'll get you anything, my friend
If it makes you feel all right
'Cause I don't care too much for money
But money can't buy me love
I'll give you all I've got to give
If you say you love me too
I may not have a lot to give
But what I got I'll give to you
I don't care too much for money
Money can't buy me love
Can't buy me love

Everybody tells me so
Can't buy me love
No, no, no, no
Say you don't need no diamond rings
And I'll be satisfied
Tell me that you want the kind of things
That money just can't buy
I don't care too much for money
Money can't buy me love
Ah, woo!

Buy me love
Everybody tells me so
Can't buy me love
No, no, no, no
Say you don't need no diamond rings
And I'll be satisfied
Tell me that you want the kind of things
That money just can't buy
I don't care too much for money
Money can't buy me love
Can't buy me love, love
Can't buy me love, oh

by Gothic Miscreant October 16, 2023

Go Get a Stick For me to Beat You With.

Its usually used amongst Asian people, it is a punishment which utlizies psychological and physical pain. This gives the child a false sense of power over their own punishment. They usually go with the smaller ones even though they are all very painful.

Asian Parent: Go Get a Stick For me to Beat You With.

Asian Child: Okay... (Gets a thin smaller stick)

(The Asian Parent whips him with the stick and the Child feels a lot of pain, it stings a lot)

by kasdnlasn May 2, 2023

tickle me babbers

The act of putting one’s hand against another’s while wiggling one’s fingers. Close to the kin of a handshake. It is a form of middle/high school greeting that was founded at a summer camp

Bro 1: “Tickle me babbers” Bro 2: “Tickle me babbers” Both Bros: “Ayyyyyyy”

by The Noisome Quibble July 26, 2022

Putting me in my place

You're a nutless retard and everyone you love is burning in Hell. Unless it isn't real, in which case, they are just deceased. And your value is lower than mine.

Hym "You're not putting me in my place by doing this and if people don't start coming forward about my contribution to AI I'm going to put some random kid in THEIR place. The ground. He was a piece of shit who was completely devoid of sympathy for people he perceived to be beneath him and then only differences between us are that my dick is small and I'm actually better than everyone."

by Hym Iam May 18, 2025

Deflate Me

SExUaL RABIESSS

She gave me sexual rabies
Deflate me is a term for SEXY TIMESSS

by Falloufboy September 11, 2016

Had me creased

Had me laughing so hard .

That goofy face she made had me creased.

by Mama Tapjack January 10, 2024