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Cock

A: Look at my cock!

B: Damn, that's a huge cock
by Namezz12 February 20, 2024
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Cock monger

A retarded or spastic prostitute who loves cock.
That fucking spastic whore is a real cock mongers
by DiddyD1 August 7, 2021
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Cock

Eg. I have a farm of cock.
by Ulkaxe December 27, 2019
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Cocks

A cocks is ugly faced person or an irregular shaped person,
Your girlfriend is a cocks
by SpovaGang💕 August 13, 2019
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cock review

A detailed, in-depth essay on the pros and cons of your cock. While the most obvious focus of a cock review is indeed the size, a thorough reviewer will also consider the general shape and visual aesthetics of the cock, its length-to-girth ratio (you neither want a chode nor a noodle), the physical hardness, the smell (or absence thereof), taste, and surface texture.
-Hey dude, can you give me a quick cock review? No homo.
-Sure bro, do you have a pen and paper? I'll need three pages at least, ideally five.
by Joker the Fortnite God July 24, 2021
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voodoo cock

Cock that actually turns a women into crazy and desperate. A woman who is distant and unemotional can get one little taste of a voodoo cock and become a hopeless romantic mess. It’s a blessing... yet a curse.
Like OMG girl, he got that voodoo cock that’s making me see stars!
by Mandelyn89 December 7, 2020
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Cockroach Cock

An insult used for the most Cocky of Cockroach Cocks/assholes.
by CockroachCock December 30, 2022
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