Lester syndrome

When your a creepy fat cunt who fucks little kids.

Guy 1: Yo that man is fat and fucks little kids
Guy 2: He's got Lester syndrome

by TopTierBoss2000 May 23, 2022

Potato Syndrome

A psychological symptom that is most common among Gamers, particularly those who have recently owned a high-end gaming device after an extensive period of time using low-end ones, which are commonly referred to as Potato PCs or laptops. Although their new devices can run high graphics, gamers with Potato Syndrome would experience anxiety and worry that high settings might over-stress their devices and would turn the graphics down.

-Man I just bought a 4090 but I just worry I would destroy it with all those settings.
-Oh you have severe potato syndrome from your mom's laptop, just turn those graphics on don't worry.

by Davy2236 July 31, 2023

Mermaid Syndrome

A type of syndrome that requires one to always be in the vicinity of easily accessible drinking water.

Someone who drinks a lot of water.

‘Oh she’s totally suffering from mermaid syndrome.’ ‘Damn she obsessed with hydration, gotta have mermaid syndrome.’

by Genzwhsiper789 April 21, 2021

delusional trump supporter syndrome dtss

a highly common disease amongst trump supporters and maga folks. Symptoms include believing that Trump will fix everything with the nation or lower grocery or gas prices

John scrolling through news on Facebook sees a comment on a post about gas prices

Commenter: just you wait trump is going to lower gas prices across America

John: that person probably has delusional trump supporter syndrome dtss

by Backstroke swimmer 24 March 15, 2025

Pussy derangement syndrome

A woman's inability to distinguish between a man's equal opportunity in a career and access to her sexually.

Melania didn't think Barack Obama should be President, because of her pussy derangement syndrome, she would not consider him a viable sexual partner

by MJssss December 29, 2018

Horny Syndrome

A common disorder among people of all ages where there is frequent arousal in the private areas.

Common symptoms in men include: frequent boner, unexpected boner, hard penis, sweaty testicles, urge to masturbate, frequent masturbation, etc.

Common symptoms in women include: sweaty breasts, wet underwear, feeling hot in the private area, etc.

You: "im horny everyday and i'd jack off 5 times a day"

Joe: " you might have horny syndrome"

by kitten fingers June 19, 2022

Ganton Syndrome

When someone has a unrealistic perception of their own competence and / or importance within a team or organization. Degrees of Ganton Syndrome are often inversely proportionate to the actual capability of those who suffer from it.

Tom: Why the would Gary think he's capable of running the company when he's at best, a shitty secretary?
Jim: He must have a bad case of Ganton Syndrome.

by Gantoning July 24, 2016