Extreme Bobo Syndrome

The state of bobo-ness that reaches stage 5 and is incurable

It's sad to see our friend Kenneth received the Extreme Bobo Syndrome

by Adilo September 17, 2021

cab syndrome

crusty ass bitch syndrome.

did you see that girl cindy?

get away from her she might give you cab syndrome
"what's that"
"crusty ass bitch syndrome, it's contagious"

by suzivert January 4, 2022

nobody syndrome

When shawty (a female) farts on the schlong (your weiner)

"Yo why do you look so happy today?"
"Broo i got nobody syndrome"
"Ayyy that's my boy"

by Fradaboii670 December 11, 2024

Cuddy syndrome

your boyfriend/girlfriend obsession / loving someone to the extreme

Holy shit bro u have cuddy syndrome

by thegreatbuffalo July 3, 2015

Competitive Lifestyle Syndrome

A constant issue among humans where a lot of bad decisions are because the person committing them want to look, be, or act better than the people around them.
Competitive Lifestyle Syndrome can also apply to a person's private lifestyle, such as sexual pleasures or general passions and beliefs.

1: Jeff's a pedophile, we found him with a 14 year old girl. That's why we're not hanging out with him anymore.
2: What the fuck, why would he risk his entire social life just for sexting children?
1: It's some competitive lifestyle syndrome bullshit I don't get.

3: Head of the Sponge Activist Group is trying to take sponges off of the market shelves again.
4: You're kidding me, why the hell do we need a "Sponge Activist Group"?
3: Competitive lifestyle syndrome.

by Prowlerswag June 1, 2023

semen syndrome

As has been scientifically proven in the past, semen is good for you. Unfortunately, like all things, it must be taken in moderation. An overloading of the system can cause semen syndrome. Usual symptoms include being skinny, having large intake valves (mouth, nose, ears), irritability, occasional 'colds' (pretending to be sick for normal people) and a general bad nature about their person. Semen syndrome can be treated very easily by not sucking off homeless guys for money and taking dicks in the arse from strangers.

You know {insert name} who is always sick? I think he has semen syndrome

Patient: What is it doc?
Doctor: You have semen syndrome, its written all over your lips

by honneamise October 10, 2018

No Bitches Syndrome

The absolute inability to acquire ang bitches whatsoever ; bitch-less. Although very uncommon, there are few instances where it can be cured.

“Ahh damn bro got No Bitches Syndrome”
“His ass got no bitches lmaooooo”
“She gets no bitches”

by Not.Diesel August 5, 2022