Timid Syndrome is a type of syndrome which makes you timid or sound unworthy of something around your friends or your crush. This syndrome is usually curable by making yourself sound more confident and putting yourself out there more. Though the cure is uncertain, it may work.
Me: Man, Dave's dunks look good, I'm going to ask them where he got them.
Dave: Hey.
Me: Uh, ʰᶦ, ᵘʰ, ᴰᵃᵛᵉ, ʷʰᵉʳᵉ ᵈᶦᵈ ʸᵒᵘ ᵍᵉᵗ ᵗʰᵒˢᵉ, ᵘʰ, ᵈᵘⁿᵏˢ ᵐʸ ᵍᵘʸ, ˣˀˀ
Dave: Huh, oh these, yeah I got them on X..why do you talk like you have Timid Syndrome?
Me: 0_O
Dave: Hey.
Me: Uh, ʰᶦ, ᵘʰ, ᴰᵃᵛᵉ, ʷʰᵉʳᵉ ᵈᶦᵈ ʸᵒᵘ ᵍᵉᵗ ᵗʰᵒˢᵉ, ᵘʰ, ᵈᵘⁿᵏˢ ᵐʸ ᵍᵘʸ, ˣˀˀ
Dave: Huh, oh these, yeah I got them on X..why do you talk like you have Timid Syndrome?
Me: 0_O
by J@cob_TRUTH February 13, 2024
Get the Timid Syndrome mug.Sienna Syndrome is a type of syndrome where you have a crush on a girl. Once you do, you forget she is in your presence and start acting goofy, inappropriate (as a joke), and weird in front of your friends which makes you laugh. Your crush gets weirded out and there is never a chance for a second impression, though you can still come close to her if you are somewhat of her type and improve. Not guaranteed though. Men, be careful! It may be uncurable if you aren't careful and do it for long periods of time without knowing she doesn't like you for a while.
Me: *acts weird in front of friends and makes them laugh and say something just as weird back*
Crush: -in the distance- Wow, he is kind of weird. I'm going to try and avoid him.
3 MONTHS LATER...
Me: Hey -----!
Crush: Oh it's him.. Hi.
Me: *walks away* How can I make her mine?? It is so weird how she is acting
GOD: The irony is crazy! >:) He definitely has Sienna Syndrome.
Crush: -in the distance- Wow, he is kind of weird. I'm going to try and avoid him.
3 MONTHS LATER...
Me: Hey -----!
Crush: Oh it's him.. Hi.
Me: *walks away* How can I make her mine?? It is so weird how she is acting
GOD: The irony is crazy! >:) He definitely has Sienna Syndrome.
by J@cob_TRUTH February 13, 2024
Get the Sienna Syndrome mug.Pull Away Pet Syndrome is a type of syndrome where YOU, yes, YOU are afraid of pets for the slightest things. For example, if a pet makes a weird sound or some sort of "growl" towards you. You will be USAIN BOLT for about 5 seconds and dart away. Extended time with these pets and learning to not be afraid, see their body signs, and act friendly and slow do help. It is definitely a curable syndrome but it CAN TAKE TIME!
Me: Oh yeah, Sienna's cat is here.
Sienna: Hey, -----! I hope the walk was good here, oh, and don't forget, my cat, Jeffrey will be hanging out with us! ▰˘◡˘▰
Jeffrey Da Cat: *makes some weird hissing sound without being angry and just looks at me*
Me: AUGHHYY!!!
CONSCIOUS: I may have Pull Away Pet Syndrome.
GOD: You indeed do..!
Sienna: Hey, -----! I hope the walk was good here, oh, and don't forget, my cat, Jeffrey will be hanging out with us! ▰˘◡˘▰
Jeffrey Da Cat: *makes some weird hissing sound without being angry and just looks at me*
Me: AUGHHYY!!!
CONSCIOUS: I may have Pull Away Pet Syndrome.
GOD: You indeed do..!
by J@cob_TRUTH February 13, 2024
Get the Pull Away Pet Syndrome mug.Excessive, irrational, or unexplained hatred for the Kansas City Chiefs Football team. Usually siding with the team who is opposing the Kansas City Chiefs every game.
Psychologist: Who did you side with in Super Bowl LIV?
Patient: The 49'ers.
Psychologist: Ok, what about Super Bowl LV?
Patient: Tampa Bay.
Psychologist: Hmmmm, the one from the year after?
Patient: THE BENGALS, ESPECIALLY IN THE AFC CHAMPIONSHIP GAME!
Psychologist: Woah woah woah, calm down for a second, okay, now, for Super Bowl LVII?
Patient: Eagles, Philadelphia Eagles.
Psychologist: Now, for the Super Bowl that just happened this year, Super Bowl LVIII, who we're you rooting for?
Patient: San Fran, again.
Psychologist: Hmmm, what's your favorite team?
Patient: Uhh, it fluctuates every year.
Psychologist: Oh, very extraordinary for a football fan. (getting suspicious) Now, what do you think about the Kansas City Chiefs?
Patient: FUCK THEM, I FUCKING HATE EM, ESPECIALLY SWIFT, SHES A FUCKING SATAN SPY FOR BIDEN, FUCK THEM ALL!!!
Psychologist: Yeah, I diagnose this man with CDS, Chiefs Derangement Syndrome.
Patient: The 49'ers.
Psychologist: Ok, what about Super Bowl LV?
Patient: Tampa Bay.
Psychologist: Hmmmm, the one from the year after?
Patient: THE BENGALS, ESPECIALLY IN THE AFC CHAMPIONSHIP GAME!
Psychologist: Woah woah woah, calm down for a second, okay, now, for Super Bowl LVII?
Patient: Eagles, Philadelphia Eagles.
Psychologist: Now, for the Super Bowl that just happened this year, Super Bowl LVIII, who we're you rooting for?
Patient: San Fran, again.
Psychologist: Hmmm, what's your favorite team?
Patient: Uhh, it fluctuates every year.
Psychologist: Oh, very extraordinary for a football fan. (getting suspicious) Now, what do you think about the Kansas City Chiefs?
Patient: FUCK THEM, I FUCKING HATE EM, ESPECIALLY SWIFT, SHES A FUCKING SATAN SPY FOR BIDEN, FUCK THEM ALL!!!
Psychologist: Yeah, I diagnose this man with CDS, Chiefs Derangement Syndrome.
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Person B: Because they have neoplayer syndrome.
Person B: Because they have neoplayer syndrome.
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"Don't do it . That is way too far."
"Nah bro, I am him"
*Proceeds to fall into water*
Classic case of I am him syndrome
"Don't do it . That is way too far."
"Nah bro, I am him"
*Proceeds to fall into water*
Classic case of I am him syndrome
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