ball boilers

attaching metal plates around your balls to apply pressure to them on a hot summers day, only to explode inside

i now truly cannot have kids, since using the ball boilers!

by erohw June 11, 2020

Balls on

A nice set of testicles being placed or smack or layed or dropped on someone something somewhere

I had to drop my balls on her home girl last night she got turned on so I fucked them both

by Miao tai chi February 05, 2022

Ball Tea

The act of getting a female sex partner to fill her mouth with warm water and dipping your balls in her mouth like a tea bag.

Hey bro you're glowing today,

Yup stephanie let me ball tea her last night!

by Pudgyunic0rn October 30, 2020

metamorphic balls

literally just flaming metamorphic balls. what else do you want me to say. only people with extreme swagger have metamorphic balls, so jared in your math class with the creeper hoodie, most certainly does. it’s 2021, minecraft drip is the new supreme.

kevin: hey, what’s up with your pants? they’re sagging-
me: sorry man, i just have massive metamorphic balls, you wouldn’t know the struggle.
kevin: yeah your right sorry.

by shishki September 26, 2021

Balls McGeady

Yes!! That awesome dog from you know..?
This can used to name anything or anyone awesome such as a charcater on a video game. Of Irish descent.

"Wow dude look at that dog doesn't he look like Balls McGeady."
"Dude! on Pokemon Red, Balls McGeady killed those elite guys at the end."

by CHIP144 March 14, 2010

Twittle balls

The act of a man dunking his testicles in glitter and slapping them against a canvas.

Picasso was praised for his use of twittle balls

by Squeaky tits April 16, 2020

Serve ball check

When, before participating in a threesome, you have to discard a few people so it doesn't turn into an orgy. You have a quick look at them and select the fittest.

- So, did you fuck all of them?
- Nah, I serve ball checked them quick and tossed the ones who were still unnaked

by fikconker October 22, 2016