red balls

Having so much sex as to the point where it’s painful. It’s reported 99.999% of urban dictionary users have never and will never experience red balls.

Holy shit! Jeremy got red balls last night!
J - Yeah and it hurts like hell.

by filmcomic July 30, 2021

Skeet-ball

Labeling Dixie cups or solo cups with point values and placing them in a line and trying to ejaculate into them from a distance.

Hey bro I was shooting a round of Skeet-ball alone last night and hit the jackpot.

by soggy_pete September 9, 2020

Faz-balls

Freddy Fazbear's testicles.

Gregory: Hey Freddy! Look at this new flashlight i found!
Freddy: Way to go superstar! What else does it do?
Gregory: What do you mean what else does it do?
Freddy: well i know it's a flashlight but wha- what else does it do, is it really-
Gregory: *Flashes light on faz-balls*
Freddy: OH MY FAZ-BALLS WOAHHH!

by Dreadful_Dorito January 23, 2022

metamorphic balls

literally just flaming metamorphic balls. what else do you want me to say. only people with extreme swagger have metamorphic balls, so jared in your math class with the creeper hoodie, most certainly does. it’s 2021, minecraft drip is the new supreme.

kevin: hey, what’s up with your pants? they’re sagging-
me: sorry man, i just have massive metamorphic balls, you wouldn’t know the struggle.
kevin: yeah your right sorry.

by shishki September 25, 2021

Russell ball

Boyfriend to many, satisfies none

Where is that Russell ball? He promised me a good time but stole the change out my purse and left me underwhelmed

by Mwhite69 January 2, 2024

Balls

Balls are something that you like to put in ur mouth.

“Daddy, can we play with my brothers balls?”

by Hardman69 July 22, 2022

8-balling

an action performed by sliding ones hands up the thighs of another towards the crotch, usually in a sexual manner

Dan 8-balled his boyfriend in an attempt to arouse him.

"Bro, stop 8-balling me weirdo we ain't having sex rn"

by Koda-wolf August 11, 2021