Love

A not real thing that doesn't exist.

Cain: Well, if you love Abel so much then you didn't you stop me?

God: I shouldn't have to

by Hym Iam April 3, 2022

I love you

Something you'll never hear.

Person 1: I love you.
Person 2: I love you too.
Person 1: *wakes up*

by Bruh306 June 29, 2021

Optimus Love

A guy who totally transforms as soon as he enters a relationship or when his girl is around.

"I haven't seen that dude for a month, he used to be at the pub every weekend..."

"He's at the spa with his new girlfriend cause he transformed to Optimus Love."

"Guys, football and beer anyone?"

"Hi Darling..."

(Transforms to Optimus Love)
"Let's watch Grey's Anatomy in my room honey!"

by Petrosilius Zwackelmann April 12, 2017

love

what is love? baby? baby dont hurt me! dont hurt me no more!!!

'what is love'

'something painful'

by doyouwannaknow? November 1, 2021

LOVE U

last word that seiro said😭🔮😭🔮😭😭🔮😭🔮😭🔮🔮😭😭

???: BYE SEIRP
serio: LOVE U

by snrgyu January 11, 2022

Stranger Loves Sev. Olregnarts

A palindrome. "Sev." means seven and olregnarts are strangers that like to greet people because in reverse, "olregnarts" is "stranger, lo!" with "lo" meaning "hello".

Person 456: I time traveled, but to what year? I know! Let me ask other people about the new palindrome!
Person 456: Stranger Loves Sev. Olregnarts!
People 001 to 455: The new palindrome!
Person 456: Guess I'm in 2025. This'll be the next popular palindrome. *smirks*

by A skibidigmasexual man July 15, 2025

anti-love

anti-love is when someone kills lovers, because LOVE IS CRINGE, AND LOVE DOESN'T EXIST, IT'S BECAUSE OF P*RN, P*RN IS NOT LOVE TOO. WE MUST KILL S*X TOO, WE MUST KILL LOVE!!! AND WE WILL KILL SOMEONE IF THEY WILL HAVE S*X, AND KILL LOVERS TOO, KILL GIRLFRIENDS, KILL BOYFRIENDS, KILL MARRIAGES, KILL COUPLES, KILL LOVE, KILL THAT IS IS CONNECTED TO LOVE!!!

person 1: oh i love you *kisses you*
person 2: oh! i love you too! <3 *hugs you*
anti-lover: DOOM IS ETERNAL *grabs minigun and kills them*
doom slayer: *kills person 2*
person 1: *dead*
person 2: *dead too*

by antilover January 11, 2024