assless cock

Pretty straightforward.. a cock minus one ass equals an assless cock..This moniker is reserved for even the most commensurate douche.

I hate that dick..what an assless cock!

by Junxtapuss March 22, 2021

cock swankler

Someone who grabs another person's wiener and beats themself in the face with it.

Damn that dude is a cock swankler!

by Cock swankler April 6, 2017

Cock Javelin

Ripping a cock off a male subject and throwing it like a javelin into the male subject's ass.

Hey babe want to cock javelin me in the ass?

by WantSomePie? March 23, 2020

Cock spark

An instant feeling of male genital arousal from a particular stimulus.

When you kissed me sexy, you gave my cock a cock spark.

by Slaughterama Mama April 8, 2018

Runners Cock

When you get back from a run and find your cock has shrivelled up inside you like a startled snail.

I got back from a run this morning do discover my cock had shrunk, it was just a bellend. I had bad case of Runners Cock.

by Teddy Winklebottom June 15, 2022

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by kirbomode February 26, 2023

Cock Piranha

When a woman gives head and bites your dick in the process

Goddamnit Stacy, stop being such a Cock Piranha . It hurts my dick

by PurpleMinivan November 30, 2020