prominent dick syndrome

Also known as PDS. Prominent dick syndrome is a condition in which an individual as a rather prominent dick.

Doctor: I have good and bad news. You have cancer. Also prominent dick syndrome.
Patient: Worth it.

by thebusiness April 16, 2014

raynods syndrome

A condition in which some areas of the body feel numb and cool in certain circumstances. It is also more likely for women to have it than men.

I have raynods syndrome and it makes my fingers and (mostly) my toes to turn purple or blue. It also make them numb.

by the tall smurf July 12, 2015

laszio syndrome

A rare nervous condition that causes one's right leg to extend involuntarily when in proximity with persons of Syrian descent.

She didn't kick that child, nor did she trip that man carrying his children. It was an involuntary leg spasm common to people afflicted with Laszio Syndrome

by Le Daze October 26, 2015

Broke Nigga Warrior Syndrome

A term for when a person who is unemployed and takes pride in it with a bullshit excuse.

John-why don’t you have a job Sam
Sam- oh I just wanna claim the unemployment

John-sounds like you have a case of broke nigga warrior syndrome Sam.
Sam- How do I fix this?
John- get a job nigger

by m0nkfunk April 15, 2025

Sassy Man Syndrome

A man (or person) who displays large amounts of sass, generally in a feminine or queer manner with large amounts of self confidence. This is usually characterized by stance, quips, and other not so subtle-subtle mannerisms.

There are many possible scenarios where one may exhibit symptoms of Sassy Man Syndrome, and SMS (Sassy Man Syndrome) is not a joke, so it is important to be aware of these signs so you can seek the help necessary for those with SMS /j
Some of these examples are;

Example A
man: *says something super sassy with a smug ass look*
person: that guy has a serious case of Sassy Man Syndrome

Example B
man: *sits with a manspread*
person: I think he has a case of Sassy Man Syndrome

by VisibleConfusions May 20, 2024

dingo syndrome

When you've woken up next to someone you shagged the night before, and they're so awful you'd rather chew your own arm off (like a dingo in a trap) than wake them up to leave.

Mate, they were so ugly I had dingo syndrome the next morning.

by See Through Faded June 27, 2023

reiv syndrome

A set of computer related issues that only seem to affect a guy called Xavier.

For example everyone in the team has Nvidia, but who has nvidia driver issues, you guessed it Xavier.

Xavier was not able to push his work yesterday because of Reiv syndrome

by the real baby boy October 25, 2020