Call me a witches' hat and slap me on the arse

A common Aussie slang term usually used when something exciting or unexpected happens.

"Man, call me a witches' hat and slap me on the arse, that was unexpected."

by Flaming sausage August 13, 2021

Keep me smart

Keep giving me head 😩😩
Something weird people say to their friends on their birthday

Happy birthday Manoli ! Keep me smart 😉😉

by ManoliIsGod August 14, 2021

let me get a yank

A slang term from philly used by broke mfs mostly in school. It’s just another way to ask for a dollar.

Guy 1: Yo bro let me get a yank real quick

Guy 2: I don’t even know you boul and ion even got it on me
Guy 1: Damn ight can you piece that cookie tho?

by Sluzzledude August 14, 2021

Style me short

Charlie’s mum is a leng one

I would like to bang Charlie’s mum (@style me short)

by The Minster minge magnets August 16, 2021

fuck me

ah yessss

Please fuck me god

by snowneo August 19, 2021

Bite me

Used to say to someone when they are talking to much or talking a whole load of crap.

Emily: So basically I did this yesterday and blah blah blah
Sandra:bite me

by suckmaballz August 20, 2021

me

a joke that you parents made

....me

by anonymous August 24, 2021