ball-assing

The act of making pelvic thrusts so that your balls swing out and then back and slapping against the bottoms of your ass cheeks so that your balls making a slapping sound

Dude! Stop ball-assing! Everyone can hear you!

by TheZombie April 05, 2010

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awkward ball

awkard ball is defined as a game in which players, with unzipped flies and shoe laces tied together throw a ball against the wall, once a player catches the ball, the player is supposed to punch himself while saying something racist or misogynistic until one player is laying on the ground in a pool of blood"

Mike : Hey, did you see the new game by "Parker Brothers", its called awkward ball, wanna play?
Ric: Yeah man, I heard of this shit, Ive been practicing all day.

by Crier98999 June 04, 2012

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Sympathetic Ball Shrink (SBS)

The involuntary testicular shrivel accociated with the witness of injury

“I just got some Sympathetic Ball Shrink (SBS) watching that skater fall”

by Jomonster July 19, 2018

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Scratching my balls

When a man stand is either standing in place or taking a piss, they will use a technique known as the pinch and roll, self explanatory, and ease the itch of their balls. This can continue for seconds to minutes, some people even zone out.

A delightful activity that sadly only men can endure.

I stood there scratching my balls for 5 minutes in front of the toilet

by Asterisk Potato November 17, 2023

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