source: trust me

when someone makes an obvious lie and their "proof" is: trust me

guy1: dude did u know trump died source: trust me

guy2: you fucking liar

by ligmasigma September 17, 2024

Bro Fund Me

Cash collection process to get your buddy out of jail.

"The Police Department does not accept PayPal. I set up a Bro Fund Me account by driving to your place. How much cash can you donate to help get Sam out of jail. He's a friend in need.

by Matt8ken January 20, 2020

Efuckinscuse me

Excuse me with a magical fucking twist.

Person 1: Your total is $200.

Person 2: Efuckinscuse me?

by Catwoman357 January 20, 2022

me

me

me

by virtme November 29, 2021

Daddi Cot Me Getin Forked

When your dad walks in while you're in the middle of getting forked by your mother in the arse.

Daddi: "Ah, (y/n) you're gettin forked again?"
(y/n): "Shayte! Daddi Cot Me Getin Forked!"

by TriedDrowningAFish August 22, 2018

Windows ME

Shit

The big fat cat took a big Windows ME on the floor (it was also very smelly and windows MEy)

by EveryoneHasThisName May 12, 2021

me he he

Lyrics to Taylor Swift's song Me

You belong with Me he he
Look what you made Me he he do

by Someone 1234556 June 11, 2021