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chatting out of one's arsecrack

To most this phrase seems unfamiliar until it is explained that this is the historical precursor to the frequently used and highly popular word chatinowtuvisarscruck, most commonly heard whilst urinating in the vicinity of a public house or bar. After decades of research, linguists have finally concluded that the genesis of this phrase dates back to 1654 when early missionaries discovered the small mid-pacific island known locally by the mutant inhabitants as Paaahrrrrumpiturrruumph, their erroneous DNA strands having caused each of their digestive-vocal systems to have formed backwards. In modern times, the phrase has become synonymous with the performances of the UK's one man freak show "David Cameron", who has yet to utter a single a word that has not been born from within his arse, as this is where his head is permanently lodged.
"I have reason to believe that the message one is currently attempting to convey may not be entirely true, or at least is to a significant degree fabricated. Therefore, I find it not disproportionately crass to assert that one is chatting out of one's arsecrack!"
by Jimmy Bob-Bob March 25, 2012
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cash it out with your snout

Pay through the nose.
Dude. You paid too much for that new technology. You really know how to cash it out with your snout.
by oceanic0809 December 4, 2010
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suck around and find out

Similar to the more commonly know phrase “Fuck around and find out”, suck around and find out is something typically said by one with a penis as either a pick up line to someone one they find sexually attractive who is flirting with them in order to ensure the score OR a phrase used while fooling around with your partner(s) to initiate oral sex and establish dominance in the boudoir.
Person 1: I bet your cum tastes like sweet sweet candy.

Person 2: why don’t you suck around and find out?
OR
Person 1: (while making out before initiating sex or pausing during sex) can you cum for me baby?
Person 2: I don’t know. Why don’t you suck around and find out?
by Jenxee June 6, 2022
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get out of my swamp

when you want someone to leave you in your room alone.

your room is your swamp, man.
Mom: "what are you doing in here"
Frank: "MOM! get out of my swamp!"
by BenjaminsLeftNipple February 6, 2018
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flower out of your head

first spoken by a law professor from pace university in New York. From 1989. In referencing when a student spoke an articulate thought or shared an original idea, or one in which a student had an “ah-ha “ moment the professor would yell out “flower out of your head “
“professor, I disagree because based upon XYZ the answer should be…. Professor says “flower out of your head, You are absolutely correct, well done.”
by rjmann January 19, 2018
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Take yo ass out

To roast someone or “joan” someone; to simply curse somebody out disrespectfully
Jim : You Ugly
Me : boy I’m finna take yo ass out with ya bean pie head ass
by Intelligent101 March 18, 2019
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Hosing out a garbage can

Banging that skank was like hosing out a garbage can
by Retoxicate June 13, 2015
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