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Battle Axe Syndrome

A specific type of headache following a night a drinking in which the sufferer feels as if, while sleeping, a battle axe was slammed in to their skull directly behind the eyes. Battle Axe Syndrome is usually brought on by drinking poor forms of alcohol such as Maddog 20/20 or Milwaukee's Best Ice. In extreme cases, a person suffering Battle Axe Syndrome may resort to wearing protective eyewear to keep their eyes from popping out of their skull or to block all light from getting in.
My head hurts so bad, if I move more than one inch my eyes might explode. Wicked case of Battle Axe Syndrome

Bill: Why is Ray wearing sunglasses inside?

Matt: Well, he chugged a bottle of Maddog after he finished a 6 pack of Milwaukee's Best Ice. He probably has Battle Axe Syndrome.
by Norma's Garage February 13, 2014
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Chunkhausen Syndrome by Proxy

When a PdM tech in the plant purposely misdiagnoses machine failures in the plant to garner attention and advancement within the company thus justifying their position as well as overtime. The downside is capital being wasted as well as extra unneeded work for the other maintenance employees who could be assigned to more value added work orders.
Denver diagnosed that the #1 I.D. Fan had a inner race defect. Management decided to shut the plant down and change the whole fan out. After losing six hours of planned production downtime the new fan had more vibration than the original. Another Chunkhausen Syndrome by Proxy moment!
by Wbr549 May 8, 2019
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bundle syndrome

Noun: bundle syndrome is a common condition that occurs when you still keep a certain thing that sucks in a vacuum but makes sense and elevate other things when used in a bundle, series or combination.
I don't like this one song in my playlist but I am still keeping it because of bundle syndrome. It just transitions so well to my fave song.
by Novoshkos April 22, 2022
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Villain Syndrome

When you know the villain is terrible in a series but they're smart, clever and FINE ASFF that you can't help but SALIVATE
BRO WHY'S THE VILLAIN IN THIS SERIES SOO FINE?!? I AM GETTING STRONG VILLAIN SYNDROME!!
by alexoffside April 30, 2025
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ferret syndrome

When someone owns a ferret and is named Thalia
Oh she deffo has ferret syndrome, look how pretty she is.
by Thaliagxxo February 18, 2024
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Rippa Derangement Syndrome

People who suffer from a specific type of woke mind virus over Rippaverse comics, Eric July and the people who support and enjoy him or his products. Who profusely a log and ridicule as well as preform vitriol to the point of obsession all over a comic book company to the point of being sjws and part of cancel culture.
Oh great another alogger with rippa derangement syndrome, is creating drama, scrutiny and controversy over a man and his comic company just for existing.
by Mister CH February 18, 2025
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discontinuation syndrome

When a person is mid way through an activity or task, but suddenly decides that there is something much more important they should be doing like replying to a text, or making daisy chains or even something very simple like deciding whether or not you need to take a shit. This syndrome is a reoccurring affliction that doesn't have a current cure. Side effects include - severely untidy home, unfinished paperwork, unemployment and even death. You can simply overcome this syndrome by not being a fucking moron and finishing what you started.

EXAMPLE;
*hoovering carpet but stops half way through*

Person; "oooo I could really do with a shag"
*leaves Hoover and goes to local brothel*
dumbass moron affliction syndrome capiche absolute arsehole discontinuation syndrome
by MasterCuntwalker August 23, 2016
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