pick me

Leanne Jolie Ortega-Wolfsberger (Lolo)

Leanne is so pick me

by snotpickme June 23, 2022

Dick me girl

The final form of a pick me girl. Instead leveraging the regular “im not like those other girls , im one of the boys” trope she uses sexual proclivities to be accepted by males.

“She got passed around like a blunt and then paid for the bag”
“Yeah she’s a dick me girl”

by Carmen Sider September 10, 2021

Please Call Me Red Scarf

Subreddit run by the partially communist eris where people can't decide if they are maoists or khruschevists

is Please Call Me Red Scarf actually communist?

by anonymouse134 February 6, 2021

Let Me Smack Your Back By The Sunflower Seed

Let Me Smack Your Back By The Sunflower Seed

Let Me Smack Your Back By The Sunflower Seed

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 4, 2025

《¤》Rafael《¤》Tejada《¤》Defecated《¤》On《¤》An《¤》Empty《¤》Apartment《¤》For《¤》Me《¤》To《¤》Commemorate 《¤》The《¤》Fact《¤》That《¤》I《¤》Wanted《¤》To《¤》Defecate《¤》On《¤》A《¤》Babysitters《¤》Bathtub《¤》Because《¤》The《¤》Bathtub《¤》Drain《¤》Looks《¤》Like《¤》The《¤》Static《¤》Shock《¤》

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《¤》Rafael《¤》Tejada《¤》Defecated《¤》On《¤》An《¤》Empty《¤》Apartment《¤》For《¤》Me《¤》To《¤》Commemorate 《¤》The《¤》Fact《¤》That《¤》I《¤》Wanted《¤》To《¤》Defecate《¤》On《¤》A《¤》Babysitters《¤》Bathtub《¤》Because《¤》The《¤》Bathtub《¤》Drain《¤》Looks《¤》Like《¤》The《¤》Static《¤》Shock《¤》

by Ezcemaja March 9, 2025

Me

the problem.

Stupid dumb ugly no one likes, loves, everyone hates me everything is stupid everything is just an issue, I hate this world and you hate me to I’m just the problem.

by The first yty March 5, 2023

em me

em me is a very sexy lady who is very stubborn and hot. she looks like a supermodel, has seductive eyes, and they usually have very pretty curly hair and super soft skin that is very tempting to pet. she hates facetiming unless she is talking to a fellow em me. she usually has 1-2 very close friends who she only trusts. she will only type in lowercase and loves the rain. All the guys want her all the time but she's too stubborn to love them back. em me is very artistic and oh my gosh can she cook! Em me does not usually care about people, but when she does, she will love and care for them from the bottom of her heart, so consider yourself lucky if an em me loves you back. Do not ever take an em me for granted because once you lose her, you've lost it all.

Look em me is coming, do I look presentable?

Omg I want to look as beautiful as em me!

She's just too good to be true

by meowmeow475 March 12, 2021