Perfect cock

8 inches of Jason Bonham.

I was on top of his perfect cock and couldn't stop coming.

by Daddyskitten86 February 27, 2022

cock pocket

A pouch that performs the same function as pockets on the pocketless Scottish kilt An American version of a Sporran.

The Scotsman put his money in his cock pocket.

by MrWiz69 July 2, 2011

Cock strikes noon

When you get a boner, referring to both hands on the clock pointing up when it is noon

The cock strikes noon when one watches porn or with their significant other

by Jiminy cherrypopper February 9, 2015

J-cock

The Penis of A Jewish Man.

That is how Shiksas turn convert to nice Newlly Jewish Girls.

For the J-cock

I thought you were a virgin?

Really, why? You met my kid.. And *husband.*

But you're so *Tight!*

You just have a J-cock.

by BWJCBDish November 24, 2018

Cock

A fucking chicken not your dick dumb fuck.

I ate cock last night

by Heyyi January 7, 2020

wombled cock

a dick that has nut and been milked so much that it can nut no more.

that twink gave me a wombled cock, might as well have been an incubus...

by limelipslover August 5, 2025

mosquito cock

A guy thats balls are bigger then his cock

P1 Amy did you fuck that Chinese guy last night. P2 YA but he had a mosquito cock so i was better off using my thumb.

by STINKFINGER1 December 23, 2018