Cock on a stick

Used like damn it or fuck! Controversial whether the cock is put on the stick like a hot dog or a corn dog, and whether it’s hard or flaccid.

Cock on a stick! I just realised I should have submitted that very important report yesterday.

by anotherswearword December 5, 2018

Half cocked judy

A Judy chop at the ready. Used to decapitate potlickers

Poor Cletus snuck up on me when I was carrying a half cocked Judy. I mistook him for a potlicker and nearly took his head off.

by Jdog79 December 26, 2023

Cock hawking

Staring at another mans genitals while staring beside him at a urinal

I hate going piss next to Chauncey , he is always cock hawking

by JuiceTheHard”r” August 31, 2020

Tic Tac Cock

A Penis the size of a tic tac

oi Tic Tac Cock Put Some fuckin Pants on Cunt

by Sir Fingerer February 6, 2025

Cock conkers

Playing the traditional game of conkers but with your cocks.

Mark swung his massive Cock conker onto Paul's much smaller one! Hence cock conkers.

by Goldie 78 November 2, 2021

Cock Juggling thunder cunt

The epitome of insults, use only in emergencies!!! most creative insult ever, describing a Cock juggling (Whore) Thunder cunt (Worse that a regular cunt). the person you use it on will hate you for the rest of time, so only use it on ex-wives/ex-girlfriends or people you hate more than life.

Girlfriend: we're done bitch
You: Ya, well fuck you
(now) Ex-GF: Shut up, i'm leaving
You: I HOPE YOU DIE YOU COCK JUGGLING THUNDER CUNT

by PISSED FUCKER April 10, 2017

All Cock Wrestling

All Cock Wrestling is an E-Fed owned by Jay Khan that primary focuses on realism. The current world champion is Bozzy.

P1: I love All Cock Wrestling
P2: Stfu

by markjabroni April 9, 2022