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cock muncher

hey look at that cock muncher over there just munching that guys nob off
by Klepzeiker January 19, 2024
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cock

daniel: ayo nice cock

george: ty uwu
by urmomskiss July 29, 2021
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A large cock that is big big big big big and sometimes goes into the male anus.
Dude I got fucked by a Fat bulging huge gay humungous cock lastnight!
by scythe021 May 26, 2024
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Cock

A big rod located on the lower body region of a male human being, that can come in all different sizes and colours. This weapon of mass destruction is perfect for sexual intercourse and is also a good sucking tool (not for babies however). Cocks mainly come in the shape of a banana but everyone is different. The bigger the cock, the better because size does matter.
Jennifer: OMG last night I rode Bobby's massive cock in the backseat of his car.

Linda: Shut up! How massive are we talking?

Jennifer: Let's just say that it reminded me of that time I got anal from my grandad's horse.

Linda: Wow that IS big! Can we have a threesome sometime?

Jennifer: Sure, there's enough cock on his body for the entire grade! And also ur ass is super thic so I can't wait to eat that cake up.

Linda: (biting her lip) Jennifer stop! Hey, I need to go to the bathroom... wanna come too?

Jennifer: Of course bitch. (Slaps Linda's thic ass)
by I_Have_Cake69420 July 18, 2021
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Betty Crocker cock blocker

A muffin top, front butt if you will. It prevents you from getting laid.
“We went out one time, had a lot of fun, but he never made a second date and it’s all because of my Betty Crocker cock blocker of a tum tum”.
by Neener1966 September 5, 2022
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Cock-o-milk

I bet this exotic beauty would like some of my cock-o-milk.
by Pier.re March 18, 2012
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Cock Pilgrimage

Women who intend to travel under the guise of "life experience" to excuse travel in multiple countries to systematically indulge in as many intimate encounters possible without fear of being thrown into an unfavorable class of women in their natural habitat.
"She went to Europe in the Summer, apparently she had the time of her life."

"Make sure she gets tested, it sounds like she went on a serious Cock Pilgrimage"
by justinitforthelols April 8, 2013
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