Spook Cock

The spookiest of cocks.

That man's got a spook cock.

by ComposedGecko June 7, 2025

Jocks my cock

1. A way of saying that something makes you want to masturbate. (Male)

2. Another phrase that represents the expression "grinds my gears."

1. "Oh, that naked lady really jocks my cock!

2. "You beat me in Mario Kart? That sure jocks my cock.

by Undead Monarch June 7, 2025

Cock Sucker 9000

When you’re sucking a penis and right when they are about to cum you chomp your teeth straight through. You do this when you’re in danger

I was scared so I had to give him the cock sucker 9000

by Maldosa June 9, 2025

Cock and the balls

You see when a man and woman have a very sensational time they'll spawn either a F or a M and the M is what is carrying the cock and the balls: the spawn point of all

Did you see the overly sized cock and the balls, yea they're mine

by Cock and the balls November 22, 2021

Black cock in the ass

Black cock in the ass

“Hey man wanna talk about the Holocaust?”

“Black cock in the ass,” *proceeds to shit*

by anonymous November 22, 2021

Black cock in the ass

Yes

“Hey sexy, wanna talk about the Holocaust?”

“Black cock in the ass” *proceeds to shit*

by Fuck Alex he’s a bitch November 22, 2021

Cock Goblin

Someone with burning sexual desire. Commonly refers to male genitalia and operating such machinery. If you’re not looking he will try to sneak into your underwear. Might like Greek food.

Dude 1, “how many eggplants have a you eaten in recent history”
Cock Goblin, “yeah gimme that cock”

by Bumblepumble November 22, 2021