Boy: Hey mom I’m gay.
* Mom faints
Boy: Hey dad I’m gay
* Dad dies
Boy: Hey friend I’m gay.
* Friend ignores and changes subject
Boy: Hey crush I’m gay.
Crush: Me too.
Boy: Will you be with me forever?
Crush: Yes!
Boy: Hey mom I have a boyfriend.
* Mom dies
* Mom faints
Boy: Hey dad I’m gay
* Dad dies
Boy: Hey friend I’m gay.
* Friend ignores and changes subject
Boy: Hey crush I’m gay.
Crush: Me too.
Boy: Will you be with me forever?
Crush: Yes!
Boy: Hey mom I have a boyfriend.
* Mom dies
by Sunlow Foreva September 18, 2023

by AMA go June 28, 2021

by Unbeloved Versatile Gay Femboy October 10, 2023

Separate from the sexual identity use of the word, inanimate objects or situations can be called "gay" when they're not working as expected or traditionally. Also spelled "ghey"
Person1 - People are way too sensitive. Some minorities have catchy useful phrases that I think would be really big of us all to allow eachother to adapt them. I'm going to start saying things are "gay" again and anyone who gets offended is part of their own problem.
Person 2 - people might think that's pretty ghey.
Person 2 - people might think that's pretty ghey.
by Spottyatbest March 10, 2021

Me: You met (insert male, mid-class, suburban name here)
Homie: nah, i dont care about that gay-wad!
Me: I knew he was gay, but not that gay.
Homie: nah, i dont care about that gay-wad!
Me: I knew he was gay, but not that gay.
by CashMoneyK420 April 4, 2022
