High-Rise Suicide

When you go into an elevator by yourself and jerk off before you reach your floor. (The closer the better)

Me: I felt risky yesterday and decided to do the high-rise suicide

by Uhmyeahgocrazy April 6, 2019

High School Musical

Of course, it’s about Zach Efron dancing with a basketball- ricky

Friend: who’s your favorite character from High School Musical?
Me: Ricky
Friend: who’s Ricky?
Me: Ricky Bowen from High School Musical the musical the series duh!
Friend: *facepalms*

by Joshua Bassett is baby April 6, 2020

high school

middle school on hard mode plus a declining mental health

high school is NOT swagalicious

by silly rabbit :p November 9, 2020

Glenvar high school

The school thats divided in to two parts, Faggots and Rednecks that think its funny to put ’’yee yee’’ stickers on their whack ass trucks. The teachers don’t know what they’re doing but the principals are cool. The school itself looks like a kindergardner that put two carboard boxes together, and the green windows look like a glass painting i made back in 1st grade please they’re so awful like please someone bring god down and knock them out. The ceilings are so short that even short kids (like me) feel claustrophobic. Lastly, the band sucks ass. I’m sorry but y’all make hidden valley’s band look good. Like learn to play a fuckin note bro.

*me going to my school’s football game*
Friend: “your band sucks ass“

Me: “yeah they really do let’s go to the cave spring’s side and vibe with their band“

(Glenvar High School- home of the alcoholics)

by MulletDaddy? November 30, 2021

High king

Someone with high status who is also very high

I smoking with high king and we were high

by Ginger-olive February 21, 2020

When I say "jump" you say "how high?"

The catchphrase of boomers in particular, possibly coming from the movie "Stripes" is a phrase that fuels their narccisim and the outcome being they wonder why their kids and grand kids go No Contact and abandon them or throw them into homes and abandon them.

The idea is you are supposed to question an order not act in blind subordenation. They just say "JUMP!" being confused you ask "How high and why?"

Boomers comically use the phrase "If your friend jumps off a bridge would you follow?" fueling more of their hypocisy.

"When I say "jump" you say "how high?"-Boomers

"Why do my kids hate me?"-Boomers

by rolomaturbo December 25, 2023

Icarus Flew Too High

When one lays a brown egg in their pantaloons having basked in the pleasing pressure of an impending bowel movement too long.

Stephen is known to wear three pairs of undergarments because Icarus flew too high while he was grunting and groaning at work.

by THE ACTUAL CLEOPATRA October 26, 2011